>when achilles kills hector

>>8976064

>no spoiler tag

ur a real asshole for that one buddy

>>8976068
read the manga

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>when Jesus died

>>8976076
its a movie

>>8976064
Could you imagine being there, watching Hector run around Troy over and over with Achilles chasing him? Hector would keep looking behind him and screaming, while Achilles shouted threats. It sounds so hilarious.

>>8976068
>Spoiler tag for 2500 year old book
>Reading for the plot
>Not starting with the greeks

Spoiler: You're a faggot

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>>8977839
What about all the shit talk? Its like listening to a fucking Call of Duty voicecom.

>mfw gods beat the shit out of patroclus

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>>8977839
>watching the troy movie
>hector kills ajax and menelaus in the first 2 hours
what is this shit

>>8979413
>when paris shot diomedes and grazed his foot

Mighty Diomedes, unperturbed, replied: ‘Braggart, vainly boasting because you grazed my foot! Ah, pretty archer with curling hair and an eye for the girls. Face me man to man with real weapons and your bow and quiver will help you nothing. I no more note this scratch than if a woman, or a careless child had struck me. A weakling’s shaft, a nonentity’s proves blunt, while the spear from my hand, it if merely touches, bears witness to its sharpness, and floors its man. Then his wife’s cheeks are scarred by grief, and his children are fatherless, while he, staining the earth with blood, rots with vultures not pretty girls at his side.’

This is some internet translation

>>8977839
DELETE THIS

>>8979599
>its another lovestory movie

>>8979642
>fite me irl not over the internet faggot

>>8979642
Massive homoeroticism

>>8979599
>hector doesn't try to take the armour and everyone just walks away

>>8977843

>actually taking that post seriously, let alone angrily

n e w p o s t e r

>>8980887
>projecting

>>8979642
>translations

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>>8979642
>paris come 1v1 rust fucking noob peace of shit

>>8977839
>when you accidentally picture this scene and the chariot race with Eurobeat playing on the background

>>8979642
Diomedes is fucking boss

>>8977839
i found that part a bit off as well lol, more like hilarious rather than epic

>>8976068
It's really funny how, in the middle of the poem, Zeus spoils all the shit of whats gonna happen next and reveals the final. lol

It also talks about Homer's proficiency tho, that part shows that he was clearly telling a story that basically everybody knew by memory at the time, but it was just a matter of how good he tells it.

>>8981598
Ah, pretty archer with curling hair
Face me man to man
I no more note this scratch than if a woman struck me.
A weakling’s shaft
while the spear from my hand and floors its man.
Then his wife’s cheeks are scarred by grief, and his children are fatherless,
not pretty girls at his side.’

>implying this isnt gay

>>8983693
I honestly don't see how this is homoerotic in your twisted little mind.

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>>8976064
>when hector teleports behind achilles with his katana drawn