If you were Humbert Humbert, how would you justify your attraction to pubescent girls to the ladies and gentlemen of the jury?
>>8975019
proof i have attraction
>>8975019
he justified it in the story
he loved a girl who died before reaching her teens and he could never forget her so he projected what he desired but could never have onto Lo
Show them that pic
>>8975019
if theres grass on the lawn, one may mow it til dawn
if theres rug on the beach, god says let there be feast
if theres mud on the matt, let there be sat
if theres fat on the back, let leopards attack
if theres fuzz on the skuzz, let there be buzz
if theres drips from the faucet, one can pay to cost it
if theres buds on the tree, let one eat for free
if theres meat in the kitchen, utensils may glisten
if theres suds in the duds, let buds be bubs
if mouths around cylindrical potassium, let there be pat ass I yum
Lets be honest, it's not like she didn't want the D.
>>8975019
Bring in my Kodomo no Jikan BDs.
Why justify it? I'd be willing to go to jail happily after boning a nymphet.
>>8975019
If I were Humbert Humbert, I would say that this trial is not about the corruption of an innocent child by a cunning adult, but the exploitation of a weak adult by a corrupt child! The proof is in the book.
>>8975768
Acquitted!
>>8975019
The age of consent is a western, patriarchal, social construct with no relevance in a diverse, inclusive, society such as ours.
>>8975768
You´d still go to jail, but the judge would have to live with the fear of his own child becoming Lo. Good job
>>8975696
if theres grass on the field, score balls dont yield
if shes old enough to be eager, she may fed her beaver
if theres a feeling in your willy, its ok to get silly
old enough to squeal, old enough to deal
if you can beat around her bush, you can eat around her tush
if shes old enough to feel, shes old enough to meal
if you can make her shout, you can make her pout
if shes old enough to have fun, shes old enough to come some
if theres hair on the chair, you may drain the pear
if the dog may fit, the cat my sit
if the sweat could make a stupor, you may put it in an dupe her
if cottage cheese near the knees, then a P for where she p's
if pampered out of pampers, then a damper happy camper
if theres a pimple on the dimple, put your face against the bimbos window(I believe in state mandated chastity belts for all females until the age of 18, and government issued sex toys/bots to ease temptation)