Do you overuse contractions, you philistines?

You're a faggot.

>>8971301
that guy's a fag lol

>>8971301
real autist there y'know

>>8971301
he misused a semicolon lol

>>8971333
Of all thge autistic thinsg in that post, this isnt one of the,m that semicolon is perdfectly legit

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>When she says your prose is good.

>see bait on 4chan
"this is obviously bait"
>see bait on reddit
OMG FUCKING REDDITORS

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>>8972089
>yfw your bait goes cross-website

>>8971605
Why anon? Explain to me as I'm a pleb.

>>8972093
Not who you were replying to, but the semicolon is the most viable piece of punctuation to use here. A period would break the flow of the sentence more than is necessary, and the sentence already contains enough commas to fill a hospital ward.

>>8971301
*tip is fedora*

>>8972089
That looks like something some autist would say on reddit honestly. I see people in online gaming communities who brag about being from reddit, and they are literal walking caricatures.

>>8971301
>often write in shorthand
Yes. Most words are p contracted.

>>8972089
>go on 4chan
>say something stupid
>get death threats, told to kill oneself, "must be bait", mother gets cancer

>go on reddit
>say something stupid
>get upvotes

>>8971301
Hilarious.

>I was not born yesterday
Cliche
>Obviously I am aware
Not obvious
>akin
like*
>fraught
filled*
>I am the only one
what a twat
>enunciate it to its fullest extent
implying that using punctuation is disparaging
>(and thoughtfully)
why would it be thoughtful?
>"my rate of speech becomes slower"
i speak slower*
>average individual
person.


For someone who seems to be into intellectual masturbation this guy seems retarded. Who the fuck would use "average individual" instead of person in almost any context? Its just simple, clear, easy writing.