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>Start talking to cute girl
>She's a literature major
>I ask of her, her favorite authors
>She says anything post-modern or post-colonial
>Starts name dropping: Woolf, Vonnegut, etc.
>"Oh haha, is DFW post-modern? I'm reading Joyce at the moment."
>No reply yet

Why am I such a pseud, /lit/?
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>>8967740

>>I ask of her, her favorite authors
>>She says anything post-modern or post-colonial

if it's any consolation she sounds far worse than you do.
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>>8967740
>>"Oh haha, is DFW post-modern? I'm reading Joyce at the moment."
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Is post-modern a real thing? It sounds like a made up term pseud academics use to sound intelligent.
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>>8967740
>>8967846

>pseud

So is this the new 4chan word that means nothing
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>>8967850
You've got a dictionary. Time to learn a new fucking word bucko
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>>8967850
>new
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>>8967850

>So is this the new 4chan word

is this your first day here or something?
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>>8967857
>>8967856
>>8967854

By new I mean newly popular dipshits.
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>>8967859
we know what new means. it's still not that, you fucking pleb.
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>>8967859
>When you try to dig yourself out of a hole but just get deeper.
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>>8967859
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>>8967859

>when your clarification digs you an even deeper hole in your newposter moment

wew
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>>8967850
>>8967859
Not those guys, but they've been saying pseud/o as an insult here for years. It's nothing new for /lit/, although the other boards clearly still dwell on gems like "cuck" and "faggot."
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>>8967865
>>8967868

lol some nice bantmind there.
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>>8967740
>Start talking to cute girl
>She begins the conversation by admitting to being a snob and hating YA and genre fiction
>She's into cinema as well, loves Bresson, Resnais, Fellini
>Fluent in several languages including Russian, French and English
>Never happens to be a massive pleb after months of conversation
>She lives 2500 kilometers away from me
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>>8967869

I've seen it for a long time to, but it's in pretty much every thread now. People were saying cuck for some time before it exploded.
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>>8967873
And how many languages do you know, anon?
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>>8967878
Three desu
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>>8967740
>is DFW post-modern?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>8967886
I assume he asked, "Is David Foster Wallace post-modern?"
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>>8967882
Carry on.

>>8967891
Thanks for clearing that up, I really needed that.
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>>8967892
np. Though a fan of post-modern lit should likely know who DFW is. He is extremely popular outside of /lit/, especially in colleges. Much like "G R R M" would be understood.
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>>8967895
are you serious
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>>8967900
Uh, yeah? Do you think DFW is just a /lit/ meme?
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>>8967740
Sounds like she isn't gonna give up her milk and honey for you.
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>>8967908
I get that reference.

Someone please kill me.
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>>8967908
Tfw she's reading my short story now. BTFO permavirgin
>I don't get that reference tho
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>>8967869
don't forget embryo
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>>8967900
>has a biopic made about him
>Infinite Jest is a literary fiction bestseller, with 44,000 copies sold by the end of its first year of publication.The book has continued to sell steadily and attract critical commentary. As of 2016, worldwide sales of Infinite Jest have exceeded one million copies.
>In 2005 it was included by Time magazine in its list of the 100 best English-language novels published since 1923
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CrOL-ydFMI
>1,590,927 views

>are you serious

yes
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>>8967873

I bet she likes to be choked in bed.
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>>8967910
iktfb
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>>8967859
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>>8967740
lit girls are absolutely always the biggest cunts
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