Help me write a sonnet

You are a faggot
Why are you asking 4chan
For help with homework

>>8967702
You gonna lose, nigga

>>8967706
That is a haiku,
This is a poem only thread now,
You are a nigger.

>>8967717
I misread his post
Sonnets are much different
Time for seppuku

This bet that you ought never to have made
Is one of many things that you regret
As time does pass; how you long to forget
humiliations, nigga you got played.
And now you long for deaths oblivion shade.
You beg anons, my fate as good as set,
determined by the cosmos, I would bet
as long you live you never will get laid.
But then a wondrous miracle occured.
The bawds of euphony cried out in awe
beholding a prodigious poet's verse
emerging from the chaos of the herd
of cucks and pseuds. So wondrous what you saw,
you logged off from that den of the perverse.

All you need is 7 couplets, how fucking difficult is it

>>8967717
>>8967728
Not haiku
I encourage you both to go learn what you did wrong