Your go-to washroom books

>>8965868
Rosseau. It's entertaining enough and serves as backup toilet paper if I run out

>Washroom
Fuck off, kike.

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>>8965868
>tfw have incredibly regular and swift bowel movements
>inn and out of the bathroom in seconds
>never any time to read
I envy the constipated.

>>8965886
only fags take baths

>>8965889
>he envies shitting blood and being on edge about having colon cancer every time you take a shit
No you don't asshole.

>>8965889
I shit in matter of seconds and wipe to completion within a minute. Total time at most five minutes. I dont understand these people who take like 20 minutes.

>>8965889
If I read a book I usually shit and then sit there for like 45 minutes reading. My leg usually falls asleep and my shit usually dries on my ass before I can wipe so I have to use baby wipes or waddle my way to the sink with my pants around my ankles to wet the toilet paper.