On a scale of 0 to 10 rate the quality of each statement.
On a scale of 0 to 5 rate the quality of English in each statement.
Also, which statement do you think is most offensive?
>>8963972
you can not be serious.
>>8964067
Pardon me?
>>8963972
Post this on tumblr, facebook, or whatever the fuck you kids use.
>>8964077
Why not 4chan? Also, rate and let us know which statement is most.offensive.
I'm confused.
>>8963972
>0
>0
>0.5, if the personal lost a loved one to AIDS. Otherwise, 0.
>>8964075
dude, you have some serious issues with your coworkers and former bullies. these texts seem forced to me, and stating them would most likely come across forced as well
>eat someones AIDS
eat AIDS? are you actually serious? this is just plain retarded, something a 12 year old kid would say and think its smart. you dont "eat" AIDS. the 2nd one is pathetic because its so specific.
>hug a person infected with ebola
its like, these two statements are dumb and retarded for two opposing reasons. once you have that kid-like "eat aids" shit, then you have the extremely specific and forced, autistic description of hugging someone sick.
the eat soup with a fork statement at least seems like something you havent thought about for hours, so thats a plus. still its dumb.
>>8964077
>tumblr, facebook
You forgot to mention Twitter. I've never seen witty posts on 4chan, though? Is 4chan idiot?
>>8964092
You pretty much don't understand sarcasm.
>>8964089
What does the 3rd one even mean? Care to elaborate?
>>8963972
Not literature, reported. Fuck off.
>>8964104
I have no idea man, but mentioning AIDS to someone who has a negative, personal association with AIDS might upset them, so, you know, 0.5.
>>8963972
I'd rather reread Virginia Woolf than rate your autism.
>>8964092
>eat AIDS? are you actually serious? this is just plain retarded
Hahahahahaha you're retarded. The statement imply the person he/she use to be in high school are worse than AIDS.
Have you never seen a person here say "cancerous post?" Also, I'm hardly certain you have ever heared Nirvana's "Heart Shaped Box" song where in the lyric he say "I wish I could eat your cancer."
OP's posts are creative and safe to say beyond 4chan standard looking at the replies.
>>8964113
Yeah, you're too high for it leave.
>>8964092
>2nd one is pathetic
You mean most offensive?
>>8964106
Joyce would slap your entire face, dumbass.
What do you guys think about second statement? I seriously don't get it. Not sure if irony or sarcasm. Will someone please care to enlighten?
Here's picture of a person infected with Ebola. Will anyone hug him? Also, if you do, you''ll get infected too.
>>8964092
>pathetic
What do you mean by that?
>>8964114
t. OP
>>8964141
Bumping because curiosity
>>8963972
i'd rather talk to a nigger than answer this thread
>>8964703
Nigerian here and I want answer.
>>8964703
Which statement do think is most offensive, Anon? lol
>2.5
>0
>-1
And second maybe
>>8964771
Why 0 for second?
>>8964771
I like this, anon. Respect.