Describe pic related in your best prose

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>>8962925
>even alt-right superstars are dating numales now
What the hell happened??

>>8962925
top
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pot

kek
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kek

>>8962925
the concept of 'the human' stopped being relevant around 50 years ago. since then, all consciousness has only ever been oscillating between two states: 'horny' and 'searching for the relevant jpeg'.

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>>8962939
whast this OwO

>>8962945
avantegard-post-modernist poerty

its all my deep feelings expressed geometrically, angularly, tidily, sadly, depressively, sexy, shitty, alphabetically, deterministically, calmly, profoundly and archaically

its all about the expression of the soul genderquerr dragon queen pandemonicsexuallistic atheistically sexual (ie virgin)

Eventually humans became disconnected from the task of all other living organisms, to survive, and had to find other things to do

trigger warning: never warned

>>8962925
>you cannot handle my potions!

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>>8962942
Wait i have perfect reaction pic for this just give me one minute...

>>8962925
IF I SEE THAT FACE ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

>>8962925
He looks like a real life bad photoshop.

>>8963815

im so fucking alone. i just want someone to hold.

>>8962925
>This is the leader of the alt-right

>>8962974

I would read anything you have to say.

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>>8962925

Is he the most important figure of our time? Perhaps not, but his multi-faceted critique of the new romantic transcendentalism evolving within the alt-right, itself a youthful movement, laid important groundwork for the intellectual war against the angst-riddled, sexually frustrated early-to-mid 20 year olds of the newest head in the ugliest leviathan - american conservatism.

The world was in his debt, but his name remained a mystery to us all, so we wrote the check to his immortal memory, to Neville Nu-male.

>>8964151

I like it.

>>8962925
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>>8962925
THE NU MALE INQUISITOR

ANSWER MY RIDDLE AND YOU GET TO LIVE, FILTHY ALT-RIGHT SCUM

>>8963984
kek

>>8963052
bretty good

>>8962925
Who the fuck is this nigger and why do I see him on every board?

>>8963918
pillows are doing the trick for me these days

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>>8964254
he's the postmodern boxxy

>>8962936
Literally who

>>8962925
A SUPERPOWERED MIND

A MECHANICAL CANINE

HE RESCUES THE DAY FROM SURE DESTRUCTION

>>8962936
They are just there to fulfill the role of husband in their cuckold fantasies.

>>8962925
Into the stars
To buy candy bars
Rides a kid with a knack for invention
With a super-powered mind
And mechanical canine
Rescues the day from sure destruction
This is the theme song
Of Jimmy Nu-Male