/lit/ humor thread

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>>8955740

>>8956559
you've got an idea for a joke there but the delivery is all wrong

>>8955740
not gonna lie, i chuckled

>>8955740
If I wanted to hear something funny I'd ask how many pages you read today

>>8956600
>tfw on strict reading schedule for school
>average 200 pages a day +/- 50 recreational

>>8956632
>nietzsche fedora
hit me like a madeline senpai
forgot about those days

>>8956613
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8955740
I lost

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>>8955740
/lit/ IRL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3SUWK_pWrbw

>>8955750
how is this funny?

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>>8955740

>>8956568
Bio it's not, it's fucking hilarious,or at least chuckleworthy, at the very least for me

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dumping not 100% /lit/ themed

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>>8956844

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>>8956847
i have /sci/ memes if you want

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>>8956854

>>8956632
Always will make me chuckle.

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>>8956855

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>>8956865

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>>8956681
Fuck

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>>8956869

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>>8956872

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>>8956876

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>>8956878
pls dump everyone else

>>8956732
surprisingly good

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>>8956886

i have no interest in the subject of this thread but wanted to point out paul dano trips >>8956888

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>>8956894

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>>8956902

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>>8955740
one of my favs of all time from /lit/

>>8956913
I'm halfway through this and so far no cleaning. Can't wait for the rest.

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S1994733

found this while combing through the archives. funniest shit i've seen on /lit/. amazing. post screenshots if you can.

>>8956844
this is fucking brilliant

>>8956732
just kill me now

>>8956732
What a fucking classic

>>8957033
beautiful

>>8956887
this is awful

>>8957052
if only somebody did this before he wrote that trash history of philosophy

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Maybe these were only funny in real time because the guy was obviously actually high.

>>8956733
That is one of my favorite images ever

>>8956871
post top your top three tintin

>The Shooting Star
>The Calculus Affair
>The Seven Crystal Balls

>>8957084
>>8957088
>>8957135
>>8957140


>tfw trying to suppress laughter so I don't need to explain what I'm laughing at

>>8957248
Tintin in The Congo
Destination Moon
Explorers on the Moon

>The secret of the unicorn
>Cigars of the Pharaoh + Blue Lotus
>Tintin and the Picaros

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>>8957254

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This is the last one I got.

>>8956559
This shit is very good.

>>8957282

ruined me, thanks for those

>>8956732
lmao

>>8957079
What's wrong with it?

>>8956953

Read the thread in the link you goddamn faggots!!
I NEED VALIDATION NOW!

Gottdamn these are gold. Thanks for the content anons, will save for posterity to shitpost well into the future.

>>8956613

i don't believe you one bit

>>8957326
have you ever been to university? 200 pages is a light reading load for someone in the humanities desu

>>8957296
Full of intentional misinterpretations, misrepresentations and biases.
If you want a good history go for Copleston, it's a lot longer but it does justice to every philosopher.

>>8957311
Five years ago. Damn.

Yeah, it is funny.

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>>8957140

>>8956559
Somebody explain for the plebeians. Not me of course.

>>8956733
because the small flourishes of comedy let slightly smart people access their otherwise repressed reserves of euphoric narcissistic selflove

>>8957867
"Pierre Menard, author of Don Quixote" is a story by Borges about a guy writing a chapter from Don Quixote, verbatim, and how the context changes everything, even though the story is totally identical.

>>8956894
>>8956909

Are these memes for ants?

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>>8957084

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>>8957084

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>>8957382

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>>8957867

>>8958141
Truly amazing

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>>8958159
Kek

>>8958464
> Become a parody of the society that prevents you from expressing your Art self

Sounds a lot like Notes From Underground

>>8958159
top laugh.

>>8958464
Hilarious footnote about greentext
>>8958470
Depressing and true
>>8958472
Stale meme is stale. Apply yourself

>>8956721
Got me

>>8956739

ya tebe lyublyu

>>8956733
fucking edgemaster I bet.

>>8956559
Kek. Dios, por favor.

>>8958135
so good gets me every time

>>8956878
>>8956872
clickhole does good sometimes.

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>>8957248
The Blue Lotus.
King Ottokar's Scepter.
Tintin in Tibet.

>>8956844

Anon, I really, really like this picture. Can I save it?

>>8957248
The broken ear
Crab with the Golden claws
The secret of the univorn

someone pls post the Katie's Classic Books saga

>>8956632
Too real to laff

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>>8958159

>>8958159

Holy shit, I may have to ACTUALLY read this. Almost every single one of those sentences is perfect in its blunder.

>>8958549
my favorite

>>8956732
Sounds like a dyke

>>8956854
I would be interested in scientific memes. Would you deliver if I asked you to?

>>8958117
gay

>>8958149
>dick Parkinson's
>shower water
>galloping abs
how do you even come up with this shit.

>>8956844
I don't get it. Care to enlight a fellow anon?

>>8958149
would read.

>>8957248
>Tintin in Tibet
>The Crab with the Golden Claws
>The Blue Lotus


fun fact; my family on both sides have connections to TinTin and Herge. The castle in The Black Island is modeled after Lochranza castle, which my mum's family used to own the land. On my dad's side, my great-grandfather was Herges editor.

>>8958149
>Best selling Author

Holy shit I'd read that

>>8957083
and people say people on /lit/ cant write.

>>8956732
i lol'd

>>8956854
That's actually pretty funny. This is the precise level of reverence fans of the Potter series give it.

>>8956894
was funny, wish it was larger though

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>>8956894
>>8961340

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>>8956894
>>8961366

>>8956855
One year I'm going to follow this guide. I'll report my experience when I do.

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This meme will probably get stale soon, but let's enjoy ourself for the time being.

>>8960144
>>8961051
huh, two votes for crab. didn't expect that
>my great-grandfather was Herges editor.
for le petit vingtieme?

>>8956854
jesus christ

>>8958502
I took part in this conversation. I have become one with the chon. I can die happy now.

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>>8956177
>blind.jpg

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>>8958470
Beautiful description and impetus to leave

bye

>>8955740
I'm fucking dying.

>>8957140
>ba卐inga
Top kek

my diary, desu

>>8956732
>that voice
white "men" are pathetic

>>8957273
S T O P

just change castle to cattle and it's fucking 10/10 OC of the year anon

>>8961860
I wish we did more of this

>>8965430
>that voice
>man

thou may not choose the plural option

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This is the ultimate /lit/ meme

>>8958149
>spongy love mountains

absolute genius

>>8956559
I laughed

>>8956945
It's at the end, but good fuck it is a lot of cleaning

>>8956559
love this

>>8966108
i like this

>>8956732
that's so very disgusting to all my senses

>>8958135
That last kick at the end

Bellissimo

>>8965680
DELET

>>8958549
>doodle doot doot

lost it

>>8958149
>Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it

holy shit

>>8956732
Shit, anyone should replace cultural marxism with Frankfurt School and it's the current zeitgeist.

>>8966761
That reminds me of that one thread where people made up "clever" sayings that fell apart really easily.

>>8956632
>I'M FROM POL TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA
sides = gone

>>8956847
he was SLAVE MORALITY the WHOLE TIME

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>>8958149
>towel still wet with shower water
Lord almighty

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>>8958149
>suffered from Dick Parkinson's

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while

>>8956716
Quoting Melville without context is cheating, there are so many great lines like that.

>>8956732
Why is this so bad ? Its not even bad in a funny way. It just sucks.

>>8956732
this is surprisingly accurate. bretty gud

>>8966820
Have any screencaps of that thread?

>>8966108
Infinite Jest sucks, though.

>>8958149
>"Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands."
>"Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding."

holy fucking shit

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>>8961860
B-but Stalin, sir!

>>8963953
Thanks anon. I'm not sure why I liked it so much. Maybe because of its simplicity and the great usage of DFW images.

hahahahhahahaahahh holy fucking shit im laughing, I'm posting this on reddit!

>>8967235
I want to be in the screencap too! xD

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>>8958149
>The blurb only covers the first 50 pages or so.

>It opens with the mom calls the chef to say "Your sister has joined ISIS." Sister hires the vampire-Viking-van-angel as a private investigator but then insists on coming with him to the ranch while he fetches her sister. They arrive, demon-vampire things attack, and the dude randomly teleports them to the 10th century.

>The next 90% of the book is in the 10th century. The Viking is conveniently recognized as the lord of the castle they teleported to, despite being gone for years and having lost hundreds of pounds in the interim. Chef lady is shoved in the kitchen where she teaches Vikings that bread exists despite them already knowing that. There is a Twilight-esque theme where every 2-5 pages one of the pair mentions that the other smells like peppermint and coconut. Literally every couple pages. There's some love triangle with his ex-fiancee that goes nowhere, and the section in the 10th century culminates with him walking in on the chef sleeping, stripping naked, and jerking off on her while she sleeps because she's just too pretty. They teleport back to modern day to find out that the sister had already left the ranch and was never in danger, and the Viking has 6 brothers that will help take out the cult. The Viking goes on a rant on how Political Correctness is how ISIS can recruit in America, he marries the chef, and the book ends.

>Oh, and there's Nazis running around doing shit, too.

+1! Upvoted this thread! XD

>>8956854
N O A B
O
A
B

>>8956613
How do you read -50 pages recreationally?

>>8967437
you read backwards, duh

>>8956732
>and people who care about black people
that one caught me off guard

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>>8957023

>>8966921
Lurk more, you'll get it eventually

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what's going on in this thread

>>8956854
Why do alternative reading orders turn me on so much?

>>8968115
Why did you ruin it? It was a perfectly good meme with the original armor

>>8956732
I am dying from laughter holy hsit

>>8968105
>Australia

>>8957023
meta

>>8956855
Michael Sendivogius is my favorite writer ever, anybody read his books?

>>8968538
>snubnose katana

Whatever happened to Flashbird though?

>>8968320
the original armor was not historically accurate

this is

the achaean host looked like fucking dorks outside of Troy

>>8956913

Haha. I've been going through a rough patch and reading this every day. Very funny stuff.

>>8957663
>not The Big Guy Theory

>>8958117
what a deeply tragic story. I was moved to tears

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>>8968639
The talking tortoise was not historically accurate

this is

The giant mushroom looked like it was from fucking Alice in Wonderland

>Now with more historical accuracy and less humour

>>8968639
>>8968115
How autist do you have to be?

>>8968831
Why is he not speaking in Aeolic?

>>8968831
>The giant mushroom looked like it was from fucking Alice in Wonderland
That's because it was you prole,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_the_Tortoise_Said_to_Achilles

>>8968862
Why is he white?

>>8968864
Reread the post and consider the post I was responding to, I think you missed some irony there

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>>8968867
>Why is he white?

God, you really didn't start with the greeks. Start by watching Troy, it should give you some inside to what ancient Greece really was like

>>8956732
Imagine having a voice like that. You'd have no option but to go into the field of higher education

>>8968958
H O L Y . . .

>>8956716

Starting to think the whole whale hunting thing is just in there to disguise the sperm thing.

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>>8956732

I think the original video is even longer. Am I thinking of the same one? The one that starts with a high-pitched autistic cough. A classic regardless.

>>8956876

It's funny because it's true.

>>8958149
>clunge

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>>8956726

>>8969371
this is good

>>8961860
this meme was the reason why i started visiting /lit/

i can post a short story this guy did that's hilariously bad

>>8961860
tfw i saw variations of this on a normie instagram meme page run by a woman

>>8969174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZQJFbrqjUY

I dunno why no one uses it

>>8958149
>torolf entered her like she was a lottery

Didnt know weezy started writing books

jesus guys, just because this is /lit/ doesn't mean all of your memes have to be the size of novels

>>8969378

eggman should be backwards

>>8972507
I know, but I'm too shit at editing to do it.

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>>8971772
>Roman empire was ruined by feminists
>Islamic Golden Age didn't happen, Thunderfoot did a video on it
>I watched a lot of RockingMrE videos
>he didn't even play video games

>>8970496
link?

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>>8967285
>Tfw this actually get's published

>>8957411
Wittgenstein wins.

>>8956739
who is he?

>>8973955
dostoevsky

>>8964136
>tfw you're trying to quit porn and even pictures like this get you hard

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>>8974125
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>>8956726

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>>8960891
Watch the pervert's guide to ideology

>>8956899
I didn't even get half of it but laughed my ass off nonetheless because of the sheer absurdity

>>8974263
Harold Bloom saying DFW has no discernible talent and Stephen King is Cervantes compared to him

Guy in bottom left corner panel, above later, is reading Gravity's Rainbow and referring to shit that happens in it

Below that, Circe is a chapter in Joyce's Ulysses
In Search of Lost Time got better the third time reading it apparently

That's pretty much everything obscure

>>8967437
When you read that much you forget a lot.

>>8974293
>bananas

Every time.

>>8968639
The Iliad isn't historically accurate either you fuck.

>>8958460
underrated

>>8974293
Holy shit anon. Teach me your ways.

>>8974336
Not that guy but I got almost all of it by lurking /lit/ for a long time. I don't read.

>>8957282
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>>8957088
>>8957084

God. I'm retarded by laughing so hard at this. I'm going to /b/, guys. I'll miss you all.

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>>8968577
Probably wrapping up a major publishing deal with Penguin.

>>8970067
fuck off normalfag. Fucking newfag lurk more before posting you faggot. fuck off back to plebbit you cuck. this is why lit is shit now because of people like you.

AWW did I hurt your wiccle feelings? Get used to it punk this is 4chan. Not your little safe space . If your a woman then fuck off we don't want you here.

>>8959892
these are all very memorable for me, especially The blue Lotus as it is the first great Tintin.

Besides the ones that are mentioned already I would pick
>Flight 714
>Tintin and the Picaros
and
>The Secret of the Unicorn