really makes me think

>>8949537
>Caring about what figments of your imagination think about the decaying flesh-vessel that your mind temporarily occupies

Women, amirite?

>>8949537
i wonder what these sjws would think about a fully haired dick

>>8949537
>makes me think it's time for a new bitch
>fucking a squatch
>not ever once

>>8949537
the next time she
points out the
hair on your cock is
growing back remind
the girl your body
is not her home
she is a guest
warn her to
never outstep
the kitchen
again

>>8949556
Women are never inside of my body, faggot

>>8949537
of course an indian said that

>>8949573
of course
an
indian
said that

>>8949537
remind her
even though he's just a guest
he's probably paying the rent

>>8949604
kek

>>8949604
haha

who are you?
the cab driver
said
i said
i'm rupi kaur
the poet
and he replied
sorry, don't know you
so i tweeted his picture
and bled
from my cunt
on his car

Canada why did you let this happen?

>>8949629
You need a Tumblr

File: 1482026553250.gif (60KB, 384x269px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 384x269px

>>8949596

>>8949537
That is grotesque.

File: PdBcjMq.png (36KB, 180x188px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 180x188px

>>8949640
i'm so sorry
nuke us, put us out of our misery ;-;

>>8949537
I swear we need to make women realize that if they don't bow to are will we will leave them cold and alone. All we need to do is remove the welfare state so the government can't be there only provider.

File: image.jpg (56KB, 834x539px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 834x539px

>>8949537
Saved from a previous thread.

if you're so proud of your leg fuzz why do you shave it in the first place

i honestly dont give a fuck about budy hair, not even about pubes, i don't care, but this is just stupid

File: image.jpg (50KB, 564x564px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 564x564px

>>8949946

File: image.jpg (73KB, 802x529px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 802x529px

>>8949964

File: image.png (62KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 600x600px

>>8949969
Last one

>>8949546
the next time she
points out the
hair on your dick is
growing back remind
that girl your body is not her home
she is a guest
warn her to
never outstep
her welcome
again

My pants turn
R E D.
People stare----
but they don't know
the joy of
freebleeding

>>8949970
very joyce-esque.

>>8949556
>tfw so much shaft hair it's like you have a barbed cock like a cat.

>>8949537
This is disgusting. Not because it's written by a woman or a non white or anything like that. It's disturbing that it got published. As poetry. I'm getting mad at myself for getting this mad but I'm triggered as fuck and I can't help it.

File: 1669323205cbe57ace5e04433be5e389.jpg (39KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 640x640px

>>8950471
wow very hateful

>>8949977

gold

>>8950471
Welcome to Capitalism.

File: 511.png (468KB, 485x723px) Image search: [Google]

468KB, 485x723px

>>8949573
The next time he
Asks me to
Poo in the loo
And not in the street

chocolate
sugar and men
both mix
in my body
they are my
aphrodisiac
let me melt
away

chocolate rain - rupi kuar

why do women think their disgusting jiggly bodies are attractive?

>>8950737
Because women are lazy, and being fat is easy. However, they also want to be attractive.
So instead of changing themselves, they (try) to change mens' tastes.

>>8950760
They also want poor hygiene and a lack of self respect to be considered attractive. What a time to be alive.

>>8949563

> never had his salad tossed by mexican prostitute

File: 1479523776544.jpg (21KB, 320x309px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 320x309px

It's another "we point at the boogeyman cartoon we created ourselves and spout meme defamation to hide our crippling inferiority complex and participate in an at best hyper-real internet wars while real people are dying in the intervening time"

>>8950930
You forgot the word "episode" or "thread". Please meme responsibly and well.

>>8949629
holy fuck im laughing cunt

>>8950959
nah that was intended to make fun of the utter banality of proper memes

File: 1461726202196.png (194KB, 815x527px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 815x527px

>>8950973
Truly a subversive masterpiece, anon.

>>8950471
don't worry anon, it's most likely just "published" on tumblr to a couple of hundred followers

File: 1481505317764.png (189KB, 406x564px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 406x564px

>>8950930
>its another neet pretends to be the voice of reason

>>8950973

wow very zizek-esque can you even remember the last time you were wrong about anything probably not right?

>>8949537
Ha ha wow, another thread dedicated to this hairy Indian fuggo. Ain't that just fucking great!!111 Ha Ha

File: 2017-01-09_1414.png (276KB, 934x701px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 934x701px

>>8949537
what fucknuttery is this

>>8950737
Fags should be gassed.

>8950416
joycean.

>>8951069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vNHiQMn8yE

>title is cancer train
>wish so hard that her title is self-referential and ironic.

>>8951004
>>8951069
Nope

>>8951270
well, shit
let's rent a bus and drive off a cliff together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlToQQfSlLA

shes taking her body back and theres nothing u cis white boys can do about it *snaps fingers*

>>8951267
>Can't recite spoken word "poetry" properly
>Disguise lack of talent with shitty music, some pathetic camerawork and weirdly constructed rhythm of speech
>genius, a feminist icon

>>8951267
Wow, original...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmciuKsBOi0

File: tfw.jpg (126KB, 675x450px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 675x450px

>>8949977
>tfw I have extreme dick hair (like super long hair on 60% of the shaft)

>>8951315
Long hair growing around the shaft or sprouting from the shaft?

File: gyllenkino.jpg (229KB, 627x720px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 627x720px

>>8951318
Sprouting from the shaft. Grows very quickly, so trimming is a pain.

>>8951295
Why does she talk like this? Why does she overact everything she says?
She is so vulgar. I do not understand the appeal, there is nothing here. I'm really disappointed, if he was a man people would shit on him so hard.

>>8951331
I have a hairy bush but certainly nothing from the shaft. I don't think that is supposed to be normal.

>>8951336
i think the most unfortunate thing about the feminist movement is their lack of proper representation. im sympathetic to some sjw ideas but their most outspoken proponents are lame and impotent to cause any change or garner any empathy from any of those that are not already followers.

>>8951336
idc
she is hot. I have a thing for these type of chicks even tho i hate their art

>>8951365
>she is hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>8951374
>he doesn't like a qt Indian feminist who speaks softly
bro you're missing out. you can literally trick them into working for you while you sit at home writing all day.

>>8951349

ill cause some change in ur pussy, if u want me to

>>8949556
btfo

when is Creme et Sugar out?

>>8953360
It's a work in progress. We were going to attribute everything to Kaur herself and spread the fake poems but realized a) she might bring backlash against us and b) it might just increase her popularity, especially if she's being "attacked by racists/misogynists at 4chan" so we made an alter ego and are gaining a following slowly. Just posted the first poems today.

twitter.com/abony_williams

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xryu0eX2TcLTafLcWo25wdNaUQ2zY_BMSGvEDvLZ4Ks/edit

>>8949969
Lol these are great

>>8951315
Me too, right up to the top on the underside of the shaft

I don't actively disagree with her message, but her writing is god-awful and she's about the least compelling speaker I've ever had the misfortune to listen to.

well what the fuck. when my leg hair starts to grow back I would actually apologize to my boyfriend for not having the time to shave because it's pointy and actually hurts, not to mention that it isn't very aesthetically pleasing. he didn't mind though.

here I can try this

the next time he
points his dick
towards you
spread your hairy legs
and remind your man
that your body
is now his
he can do with it
whatever he wants
even piss all over
cause that's love

>>8950930
P S Y O P S
S
Y
O
P
S

File: healthy sperm copy.jpg (274KB, 1600x1067px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 1600x1067px

>>8951295
everything about this is fucking gold

rupi apologists BTFO

>>8950930
>while real people are dying in the intervening time
what are you doing about it bro

File: the loser.jpg (55KB, 740x550px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 740x550px

So is she like a retarded Shel Silverstein?

>>8953648
I'M A WOMAN, WOMAN HERE BTW

>>8950930
Correct

File: internet-feminist.png (30KB, 543x572px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 543x572px

Rupi Kaur is the voice of a generation of women. Shame on you, OP, for harassing this wonderful young lady and proving her right.

File: amazing-grace.png (31KB, 544x500px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 544x500px

>>8949556
brb writing an erotic poem about dick hair

>>8954179
True art

>>8949629

Moar

if you
break a
sentence
up
into multiple
lines
that makes
it deep
- rupack shakaur

>>8950760
>>8950771
But remember: It's empowering to wear makeup! It's not for the sake of men, it's for women to feel powerful and confident!

Because if they didn't wear makeup, they'd look as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside, and men would have no reason to humor them at all anymore. It's the last thing keeping them acceptable.

>>8954263
Why does she do this

It hurts

>>8954311
Poetry is
the act of
breaking
sentences into
strange,
disjointed fragments that
make the most
trivial
of mundane statements
into the
deepest
emotional
powerful
works of art.
I am an
artist.
I am a god.
Worship me
with
your wallet.
- Ruby Cow

File: 148000198480158.png (551KB, 964x912px) Image search: [Google]

551KB, 964x912px

>>8949537
N-no one actually believes this is art r-right? Just like how all modern/contemporary art is ironic right?

>>8951331
have to use tweezers or learn not to give a fuck. it hurts at first but you get used to it.

If you dont like the empowerment, just skip it. You are missing out on a great collection by defining it by one of its minor traits.

>>8950471

You don't even read poetry tho

>>8951069
>originally self-published
welp, that changes everything.
i can respect that.

>>8951331
It's from being circumcised. I have a few hairs on the shaft. It's the skin changing position after they cut you. Thank your kike doctor for that. Look on the brightside though, at least our foreskins went to good use in Oprah's face cream.

File: Screen Shot 2017-01-09 at 10.34.29 PM.png (297KB, 1594x1184px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 1594x1184px

>>8953427
For the record, this chupacabratic smegmattery is literally embodying the need for feminism, and you're only fomenting the cultural myopia of judging the message by its speaker. But if you're gonna do that, you should probably realize that you will have to either stop talking about it on this board or find a way to disentangle the boolean consequences of your endeavors. Churlish gadflies.

>>8954734
It doesn't matter, it wont take off unless the spam the shit out of their account or use bots to gain visiblity, which they won't do.

If I was not a woman
I dont know what I would be
because women
are everything
and more
they are more
furthermore
they are more
therefore
they are more

a vagina
is like the sun
hot
and feisty
creator of worlds
blinding with beauty
try to touch mine
I dare you

it is sexist to say
that girls do not defecate
oh let me tell you
we do
do

There is no such thing as fat
would you say
the moon
its dark side
was too round?
no such thing as
too much
of something good
for example, pizza

kinda bummed, that these are my best poems ive ever written :^)

so what
if im a dirty whore
who likes to be used
jokes on you
im using you
to use me

when at last
the final petal has fallen
man will realize
the flower
was in the heart (of woman) all along

every queef is poetry
unique in shape and sound
tone and texture
smell and taste
the french have a word for that
and I think thats beautiful

my sugar daddy
wanted me to shit
on his dick
but I said
I dont give a shit
I dont give a fuck

they say money
is the root of all evil
but I say it is man
...
oh yeah
he invented that

I eat my placenta
and drink my minstrel blood
my body is
a sacred temple
and the power of pussy compels me

File: 1458267124438.png (311KB, 471x464px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 471x464px

>>8955080
Gold.

in dreams
i am moving through heavy
water
the love is enor
mous
it is lifting me up
i'd rather be sleeping
i'd rather fall in to
tidal waves
and go where the
deepest currents
go

>>8954605
I have tons of shaft hair, and I'm uncut.

>>8954025
Disgusting

>>8949537
why is this considered poetry

also, im gonna never shower under my foreskin so my gf can gag and puke whenever she gives me head

my body my rules

>>8955567
have fun getting dumped
men can't do anything woman do

>>8955571
implying a women who didnt shave wouldn't get dumped by a normal man

>>8955567
There's a reason circumcised men don't get carcinoma benis, you know

>>8951069
plebs buy pleb things. Read Adorno. Mass culture will kill the world.

>>8949537
>really makes me think
Yes, makes me think she should start practicing feeding cats. Cats never complain about hairy legs.

>>8949596
underrated

>>8951304
Dayum dis nigga auden crazy

>>8953427

Is this the result of Creme et Suger? How very disappointing...

>>8949640
Our bad boiz. Hey who's a good living Canadian poet that I could find and meet irl.?

>>8953427
Ugh You dun goofed... should have stuck with the original plan. This will never get very far and dareisay cringe worthy

>the consequences will never be the same

>>8956013

Agreed. Wholeheartedly agreed. There is no succinct advantage to this move that the original plan could not provide or could be dealt with in some way or other and only countless negatives.

This requires too much work to carry through. Those twitter users with thousands of followers put in a lot of time each day, tweeting and re-tweeting, often with overlap between different mediums (cross tweeting with facebook, tumblr, instagram, etc). They build followings in a way that I severely doubt anyone here actually has the interest to do and sustain for so low a payout (the destruction/dilution of some hack's success among her own circles)

2. "Abony Williams" due to your insistence on shilling her here is easily retraced to the lit archive and thus will deflate your sails before you even get the ship running. There was a beauty to just making fake Rupi Kaur poems. They seemed like the real thing to casual passerby. All you would need is Rupi to address 'one' fake and you would have gotten your result.

3. Even if you do somehow manage to have and sustain the will necessary to build up a fake twitter following, it doesn't change the fact that your character is veeery poor. 'Abony Williams'? Really? Did you learn nothing from the first spat of poems that you all came up with? I'm the guy who deleted the majority of the goddamned things because while funny to us, would never have been believable to anyone else. With 'Abony Williams' you're using the subtlety of a sledgehammer, an injoke at the cost of any success. So dissapointing.

This will fail, bigly

>Rupi went to the same university as me
Waterloo has a terrible English program, that must explain it

>>8949604
trashed it hardcore.

>>8949537
How long until she wins her Nobel prize?

File: RupiKaur_MilkAndHoney_ForWeb-35.jpg (66KB, 460x690px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 460x690px

Guess what, her legs are clean shaved.

>>8951267
Shes a better poet than all yall

and mighty fine babe, 10/10 would slurp the curry

>>8951304
Thats terrible, and your an idiot.

>muh there only can be one poem that mentions a train

>>8956224
^this
you idiots

>>8956224
Great, some taerd with a compulsive obsession with black people hijacked the original concept

>>8953427
Every part of this plan seems to have been done too hastily. Scrap it and try again.

>>8956277
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>8956452
Parts of it are even in the same meter/ rhyming convention.

>>8957014
she was doing the typical slam poetry spoken word style.

The auden poem was a consistently rhythmed 'rap' which increased in velocity

>>8956277
>skipping leg day

>>8956277
>her legs are clean shaved.

I guess you can say, shes not a Hare Krishna