>one semester away from graduating with a degree in English

>>8945663
that's how you do it anon
hope you've spent the saved time on writing the next great memepiece of our times

And this is why University is a meme.

>>8945686
I spent it living in substandard housing, jacking off while wearing my roommate's panties, and posting William Gass threads everyday for the last year.

>>8945695
that leaves me really mixed, there's a huge gap between metaphysical value of Gassposting and just jerking off

What about other years though?

>>8945709
It doesn't matter what I did in previous years since I'm lying anyway.

>>8945695
Gassposter? Is it really you?

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>>8945663
> being tied down by a pleb syllabus
> not just reading patrician texts you like in libraries and name-dropping some cool philosophers/concepts in lecture/your essay enough to get an easy B+/A- while barely reading the required texts

>>8945695
makes sense for a Gass fan, he's shit, not surprised if he'll be included on many a western university syllabi

>>8945919
Your response to the OPETH literally describes the person in class everybody hates and never gets laid

>>8945695
Sounds like an experience worth writing about. It would speak to the youth of the nation.

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>>8946151
you mean the only person in class the prof wants to talk to