Favorite Author, Poet, Philosopher, Playwright

god you self-fetishising faggots, so wrapped up in a self-percieved image based on superficial things like fucking books or some shit, who keep making these threads are the dumbest faggots i swear

oh hey i have a book here, existentialism is cool and hip, my self-made depression sure makes me cool

god my thoughts are so unoriginal and founded on whatever intellectual trend I'm jumping on that, by the time i'm dying, i'll have wasted my life appealing to other trite, unoriginal, useless faggots who only view others as compartmentalised means-to-an-end, and only care about others for their own interest, that i'll welcome death with arms spread eagle and fucked hard

Author: Pynchon / Milton
Poet: Arthur Rimbaud
Philosopher: Derrida
Playwright: Aristophanes / Shakesman

>>8944808
Nice one.

>>8944819

1. Joseph Conrad

2. Shelly

3. Moot

4. Whoever wrote the musical "cats"

Author: Pynchon / Joyce / DFW
Poet: Mira Gonzalez / Rupi Kaur
Philosopher: Max Stirner
Playwright: Christopher Marlowe

1. Joyce
2. Chaucer
3. unironically Stirner
4. I'm not going to pretend anyone tops Shakespeare

Joyce
Keats
Montaigne
Sophocles

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Novel: Laszlo Krasznahorkai
Poet: Rilke
Philosopher: Nietzsche
Playwright: Shakes