How /lit/ are you, anon?

I read Mephisto's Covenant.

Your move.

I have a tattoo of a semicolone on my wrist

I own the meme trilogy, but have never read it. I don't plan on ever reading Infinite Jest.

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i wasted 5 years of my life on an english degree with a writing emphasis

>>8944562
>posting a trap

How was it time wasted?

>>8944562
No you didn't.

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>>8944572
i'm half joking. i still haven't finished the first novel so i have nothing to show for it, not yet. it's my new year's resolution to get at least half done.

>>8944592
i sure did. i make lots of impractical decisions.

>>8944572
>Melanie Rios
>a trap
Wew

>>8944619
If you could go back in time what would you have studied?

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>>8944625
i love having my english degree. but i would have double majored in ornithology.

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i'm lit as fuck famalam

How /lit/ am I?

I'm so /lit/ I don't even read books, I just post here

>>8944714
You are either a woman, or you have rich parents.

I'm so /lit/ I genuinely understand the idiocy of this board with all its layers and can distinguish the shitposter from the real retard

I'm only 12 years old and already the ghost writer of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_20th-century_writers]

lit af rn

>>8944352
I'm so /lit/ that I became an equestrian, because patricians are overrated.

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>>8944714
this is now /bird/ thread

>>8944572
Not a trap feagot, I saw the set.

How /lit/ am I? How /lit/ am I?!
I read all of Infinite Jest over breakfast this morning.

>>8947643
I translated Infinite Jest into Klingon while taking a dump this morning.

>>8944714
I'm an expert on bird law

>>8947643
CRASH

>>8944352
I'm a pretentious introvert who reads a lot, takes copious amounts of drugs and a myriad of subpar unpublished works that are better than I think they are but not good enough to do anything about my situation.

>>8948107
where do introverts even get drugs