If I were your dream literary girl, how would you seduce me with

>>8941478
action > words desu

>>8941483
if you can't do it with words, then I'm afraid you're not worthy of a beautiful literary girl

>>8941478
i'd make you cum buckets with talking about feelings

>>8941478
I probably wouldn't, to be honest.
Basing this on previous chapters of my diary desu

>>8941529
This, to be completely honest with you my dear friends.
I've been there before and I know how this ends

>>8941545
Haven't been there, but I've read enough stories to guess how it would end. I think our time is better spend consuming information, comrade.

>tfw never had a gf

>>8941478
I would write erotic fiction about you and farm equipment.

I'm looking for someone to emotionally devour me, so I can become part of you, and you me.

>>8941595
>>>/r9k/

>>8941478
Please sit on my face

>>8941478
hey baby, I see you have braces. I have braces too

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>implying literary girls would ever want to be seduced

>>8941478
I would write fart porn in the style of James Joyce and claim it is an original letter.

>>8941478
I would prefer not to.

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>>8941620
Everyone wants to be seduced.

I know nothing about seduction, should I learn it?

>>8941708
yea read the art of the deal

>>8941635
she was paid to be on that picture

>>8941708
depends on what you intent to achieve

>>8941723
>she was paid to be on that picture
what's the difference?

>>8941478
wanna sit on my mushroom cock?

>>8941729
money gets the pucci

>>8941478
y-you too

>>8941478
Would you fancy joining me at my lair for a post-coital cigarette?

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>>8941741
This is a good one

>>8941831
omg pepe is so cute here ^_^

>>8941570
No, not really. Stop making excuses for your pathetic life and keep on trying to change it.

Begone, vile insect! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust! and, oh! that I could, with the extinction of your miserable existence.

>>8941858
This seems personal..................

>>8941478
>if
Emma you are my dream girl.

Because I love her she slays me guiltless.

>>8943052
Have you seen La La Land, yet?

>>8943182
not him, but is it worth watching?

>>8941478
>let's p-procreate

>>8941713
The trump one?

>>8943193
It seems so. The reviews.

>>8941478

ay gurl u wan sum dik??

As water of a stream will meet, on my face please take a seat
As friends and lovers we all must part, I don't mind if you would rip a fart

>>8941529
>>8941545
>>8941570
>>8941580
>>8941629
>>8941810
>>8943232

Very sad!

>>8943193
>>8943257
It's actually wonderful, if you're into that sort of thing. I was a bit skeptical of Emma, but she really shines in it.