*describes the landscape*

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*describes the pantry*

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*describes the food*

>>8936272
>>8936274
hivefat

>>8936253
>ctrl+f
>Leave's
>2648 results

>>8936293
Leaves*
Shit

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*describes how indescribable the monster is*

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*describes nothing*

>>8936308
*describes how you should feel about that indescribable monster

>>8936253
*rips off Wagner*

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'describes the system"

>>8936397
*rips off Hegel*

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*describes my deepest sexual fantasies*

>>8936410
*rips off de Sade*

>>8936415
*rips off Wilde*

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*describes ear sex, jazz, and cats*

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>>8936405
*Called himself a young Hegelian all his life*
*Credit Hegel all the way*
*Puts Hegel on his head*
*becomes more Hegelian than Hegel in his writing on commodities*
*Cross the last line and becomes an idealist materialist*

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*describes how Satan was a pretty cool guy*

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*describes the architecture of toilets*

>>8936427
*is blind*
*describes natural beauty*

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*describes depressed people in comedies*

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*describes a love affair*

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*describes how tiring it is to be endlessly pursued by attractive women*

>>8936638
t. haven't read Proust

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>>8936382

*rips off ancient Germanic poets*

>>8936663
I did.

>>8936638
Céline on Proust:

>Proust explique beaucoup pour mon goût – 300 pages pour nous faire comprendre que Tutur encule Tatave c’est trop

>>8936397
*ruins the world*

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>>8936371
*describes everything*

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*describes various views of a plurality of civilizations but leaving all the work of reconciling them into a coherent and universal system yourself, supposing it to be obvious*

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>>8936253
*describes autism*

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*describes scrounging for money*

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>>8936308
>>8936308

>>8937174
this nigga got an autobiography?

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*describes the feast*

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*describes fart noises*

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*describes the invisible landscape*

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>>8936274
>>8936272
heh

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>>8936253
>*describes the landscape*

Pic Related is more fitting.

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>describes an entire fleet of ships

>>8937259
*rides on*

>>8937259
>>8937273
*drinks tortilla*

>>8936308
this is such a meme because for the most part he's incredibly specific and detailed about the physiology of his monsters

>>8937286
lol

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... ..., - describes! --, ... !!

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>>8936272
>>8936274
*describes the feast*

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*describes the truth*

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*describes the heat*

>>8937390
fuck yes, came here to post this, but you beat me to it. I would always get hungry reading the books as a kid

>>8936663
a good half of swanns way is just that

>>8937390
More like
>*describes the LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGA*

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>>8936426
*gets triggered*

>>8937434
Kek

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*rides the tiger*

>>8937390
this guy was actually really good

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*describes the scenery in amphetamenic bliss*

>>8937264
nice

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*describes depression*

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*describes things you didn't know were describable*

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*describes bodies being mutilated by big manly swords*

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Description is a spook.

>>8937359
A cell phone screenshot? What lol?

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>>8937186
>>8937390
*Spends half of every book describing what kind of scones are being served*

Truly the pinnacle of literature.

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>Describes "description"

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*describes a gender*

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>describes describing and makes it a theme

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Describes the soul

>>8937259
>>8937273
>>8937286

*spits*

>>8938135
Sets off

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>SUCC

>>8938077
*describes chimp warfare*
*describes totalitarianism for 40 years*
*describes nialism*

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>>8937390
*commands the USS Enterprise*

>>8938057
Have you ever heard of cropping

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>>8938077
*describes the true red pill*

>>8936459
*describes how descriptions are ideology*