Immorality

Yep, every book is a contest and you have to clock in your read times.

Also, any meal you don't wolf down in under 20 minutes is a disgrace to yourself and your family, so clock that shit, too.

>>8929864
You're a fucking idiot.

>>8929903
>wolf down in under twenty minutes

Are there people who eat for longer than five minutes?

Except fat people?

>>8929864
>>8929903
yeah and you might wanna accelerate the eating process by inserting the food in your anus

>>8929917
>Are there people who eat for longer than five minutes?

Yes. They're people who can afford more than ramen and water.

>>8929917
Of course. Adults sometimes enjoy their food while relaxing after a hard day at work. You should try that when you grow up anon.

>>8929926
>>8929933
top tier food is generally served in small portions, you fat yanks

>>8929864
As long as you understood the book you are fine, and if you aren't then just reread it
Everyone here needs to calm down, there's nothing wrong than reading a bit fast

>>8929933
ive never understood, people take a bite, and then they pause before taking the next one. It seems to serve no purpose that I can see, and just the idea of it feels so unnatural that I cannot muster it

>>8929963
Op here. I have a friend that saw me eating quickly after a workout or something and I've always been criticized for eating quickly and I can't believe people have the nerve to say this like they're so concerned about other people that they will judge them on their eating habits which is a very rare occurrence to be in the presence of someone and watching them eat and critiquing their every move. Anyway you guys why aren't you enjoying your food.
And yes I understood the book

>>8929950
But if you do not commit the material to memory and seriously think about it while reading it, there is literally no point in picking the book up i nthe first place.

The goal is not to get to the end with rapidity, it is to understand the text and have it enter and enrich your mind.

>>8929963
>Being this autistic
You should be able to see that some people enjoy pacing and savoring their food, the pleasure isn't all in the sating of hunger.

It's a bit different with reading, a good book makes it possible to blast through it.

>>8929864
Silly anon, you can finish it in 5 minutes, you just read Ecclesiastical Principates then decide to stop.
>The Prince invariably leads to bad acid trips otherwise

>>8929864
Machiavelli literally looks like your 8 year old disgusting nephew who wants to play your video games