ITT: we write the premise of a book that is irredeemable trash.

>>8920312
It is the biography of a middle class woman in victorian England trying to express herself beyond the constraining norm of society.

Bruised Mouse: "A young girl grows up with an abusive father, but finds solace in taking a job at Disneyworld."

>>8920312
A fantasy series of romance set on seven continents with a cuck main character that enjoys cheerios. Co-collaboration between John Green and George RR Martin.

>>8920312
A book about your life, as it is.

Lengthy, complex, and featuring a large cast of characters, the narrative is set primarily in Europe at the end of World War II, and centers on the design, production and dispatch of V-2 rockets by the German military.

Only one enemy remained. Two if you counted God

>>8920312
The drama of a transnigger asexual asian woman gender fluid dragon kin homosexual (xy/xyr/xey are xyr pronouns btw) in face of the patriarchal oppressive states of america

>>8920312

Somewhere in the not-so-distant future the residents of Ennet House, a Boston halfway house for recovering addicts, and students at the nearby Enfield Tennis Academy are ensnared in the search for the master copy of Infinite Jest, a movie said to be so dangerously entertaining its viewers become entranced and expire in a state of catatonic bliss

>>8920669

I'm alraedy asleep

My diary desu

>>8920360
>>8920419
>>8920669

These all sound good at being bad.

a giant cockroach wakes up one day and realizes that he has been transformed into a young man

>>8921687
A man is put on trial for no apparent reason, until the officials give him a sensible, reasonable explanation and he agrees to pay a small fine.

>>8921687
keep dreaming, turk

>>8920419
I would love to read something like that and I'm not just saying that.

a redditor decides to become transgander(wants 2 be goose) and starts getting ass-pounded by some mlp loving nigger who is getting body modification surgery in order to become a horse. they break up and the horse guy decides to steal a bunch of feathers from the redditor's goose-suit, and he raffles them at a furry convention