>divine comedy
>isn't funny
> Infinite Jets
> Not a single jet in it
>moby dick
>he's not even in it
>2666
>its in the 20th century
>The Recognitions
>I don't recognise any of these names
>le wordplay thread
>isn't funny
>>8899195
>fun thread
>there is a post that isn't fun
>>8899203
>fun thread
>"unfunny" comment gets (You)
>>8899141
i kek'd
The count of monte Christo
No counting ?
>>8899141
>Inferno
It's cold
>Purgatorio
It takes a few days to get through
>Paradiso
It's boring
>Grape of warth
they dont even rape anybody
>Cats Cradle
>No damn cat
>No damn cradle
>Finnegans wake
>Finnegan doesnt become woke
>[title of a thing with (word)]
>content of [thing] does not relate to (word) in any distinguishable way
Repeat 250 times
/thread
>thread is getting meta
>post-meta thread supposed to be funny
>not even meta
>no longer human
>is actually a human
>>8899409
>human
>all too human
>written by a human
>who despises humans
>and supports over-humans
>catch-22
>no body plays catch even once
>>8899412
>ecce homo
>not a homo
>Infinite Jest.
>Finite.
>Of mice and men
>There is no product of the collaborative efforts of said mice and men
unrealistic bs
>Catcher in the Rye
>Troubled 16 year old dropout
Can I sue his family for false advertisement?
>>8899421
>The birth of tragedy
>tragic end not found
>the art of war
>no mention of painting
>new thread
>contains nothing new
>The Gay Science
>No gay scientists
>The Spirit of Romance
>there is no love or romance
>Bad as I wanna be
>he was actually a hall of famer player
>Notes From Underground
>he didn't set the entire book in the London subway system
>a christmas carol
>isn't a song
>Harry Potter
>is a wizard
>on the road
>most time spent off the road
>Hunger Games
>nothing playful about it
>/lit/
>isn't lit af
smdh tbqhwu famalamadingdong
>50 shades of grey
>the color isn't mentioned even once
>Ender's game
>nothing playful about genociding an entire race of highly advanced alien beings
>Just Listen
>is a written book
>The perks of being a wallflower
>no perks, no walls, no flowers
>life of pie
>no pie
>Dead Souls
>not a single line about the deceased bottoms of shoes
>Great Works of DeMaupassant
>Most of them are just ok
>my struggle
>author is a privileged white male whos never had to struggle in his life
>do androids dream of electric sheep?
>no mention of dreams in the entire book
>Escape to Witch Mountain
>where the fuck is the witch?
>>8899674
>Maupassant
>"Just ok"
Fucking plebs.
>ficciones
>mostly contains the author's memoirs
>wolf of wall street
>no wolf in sight
>Star Wars
>Stars are inanimate objects and therefore can't wage war against each other
WTF? I can't even...
>house of leaves
>the house was made of bricks and mortar like any other house.
>>8899655
kek
>the third policeman
>it's about bicycles
>crime and punishment
>is not literally a record of penal code
>star trek
>can't trek on a star
like, what the fuck, who even wants to get burned?
>>8899162
I like this new meme
>>8899688
Off the top of my head,"Toine"and "The Signal" were merely alright. Fite me, you contrarian sperm merchant.
>Twilight of the idols
>No vampire
>No qt japanese
>>8899430
>The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
>conveniently forgets to name other very important characters and items.
how rude
>letters from the earth
> letters are from lucifer, not earth
>The Idiot
>OP is not a character
>>8899141
>isn't divine
>Roadside Picnic
>No one enjoys sandwiches.
>Nausea
>get headaches instead.
>>8899162
there's a jet in the first chapter
as hal is being loaded into the ambulance, he sees a jet in the sky
>>8900081
kek
>>8899208
>comment about getting (You)s
>(You)'s are kill by gookmoot
>Plague
oh wait nevermind
>Friend of My Youth
>Friend of My Mom's Youth
>Gravity's Rainbow
>isn't about Leprechauns in space