>licks finger >turns page

*spits in book*
*closes it*

nothing better than the natural bookmark

>>finish yank
>>tears page

have to introduce them to reading at some point

Don't do that shit I read Name of the Rose nigga that shit will get you got

>>8897992
Why was this ever a thing? I don"t understand in the least

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>thinks sexy thoughts
>slips finger into vagina
>turns page

>>8898437

L O N D O N

>>8898425
Simple way of leaving your essence on the book

>licks finger
>swipes on e-book reader screen

>>8898850
>Licks e-book reader screen

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>>8898850
Chuckled like a tard

>local used bookstore
>books near lavatory
>see creases on every popular book along binding

>jerk off until precum
>turn page with my wet cock

>>8899747
>go to moms house
>she has stacks of my books for me to pick up
>grab dirty book
>turn to all the crusty pages, just like an old friend

>>8898139
I've literally done this before. I want to leave some of my DNA in every book I read in hopes that in the future some nerd stumbles across it and clones me from it.