Read / Expected / Got

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>>8896477

>>8896509
has anyone got the beavis and butthead version of this?

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>>8896477

>>8896479
>not transparent

>>8896556
You fell for the fantasy books meme, fellow redditor? :^)

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>>8896559
It serves the same purpose as any other type of media, with the benefit of being cheaper and more enjoyable.

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OC

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Fresh OC

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>>8896522

>>8896509
kek

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>>8896477

>>8896672
Kekd

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some repeats to get the thread going

>>8897081

lol wtf is this even trying to say?

>>8897059
kek

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>>8896522
better one

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>>8896477

>>8896582
Lolita is my personal favorite and I love this.

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>>8896477

>>8898612
(technically an edit of some other rather than OC tbf)

>>8896534

I have laughed out loud literally every time I have come across this image, or ones about Plato generally. I picture my classics professor, an old, little white lady shouting "BY ZEUS!" She never did, but I can picture it so clearly.

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>>8896830

>get superpower
>pisses off the pope

Not a bad idea tbqh faм

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>>8898612
wait wait I got a better one
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>>8896477

>>8898875
makes me kek every time

>>8898875
perfect timing

>>8898719
same

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>>8896477

>>8897122
He read the bible, he expected silliness, he got shirt ripping

>>8898587
How is that book? Any good or just weird ramblings of a social misfit?

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Bumperino to keep the thread alive .Here's an old one of mine, new come one coming fresh out of the oven any minute now, it's going to be my Magnum Opus.

>>8899924
It's a 10/10. Well worth reading. He's very persuasive in his arguments.

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>>8898612
>>8898875
>>8898975
>>8896597
>>8896631
>>8896672
>>8899367
>>8897059
>>8897046
these are great

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It's done lads, my Magnum Opus. Now I can retire from life.

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It was comfy, though.

>>8898875
I haven't read yet, what's the joke supposed to be?

>>8901535
idk, the Caesar's a bit corny

Someone post the Korn version

>>8897046
kek

>>8901535
It probably discusses agriculture a lot.

>>8897059
explain?

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>>8896477

>>8901437
Pretty good

>>8897059
ooh snaap

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What I expected is actually really derivative, I'm afraid I've seen that one somewhere else and unconsciously copied it

>>8897122
There's an odd amount of ripping up of ones clothes in the bible. Especially when bad things happen.

>>8901878
some /pol/tards think her father wrote it

>>8896555
Just getting started on this, pretty excited. You like it? How'd you find the Middle English?

>>8896555
>>8903658
It's that good, eh?
Might have to check it out now.

>>8903669
Both pannels apply desu

>>8903639
I thought it was an accepted fact that her father edited parts and removed all the more intimate or sex-related bits

>>8903754
Yes, he did edit it.
The question, of course, is: how much did he (((edit)))?

>>8903695
>biology is fedora

>>8903771
the name dawkins will trigger an innate response in ANYONE and i mean anyone to associate what he writes with new atheism

>>8901437
elaborate please

Is it even possible your expectation to be even remotely close to what the actual novel is?

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>>8898575

>>8904341
This is pretty unnerving
What is it

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nvm this is better

>>8896582
You got me to chuckle

>>8896631
Pretty spot on. Maybe with a starving man added in as well

>>8904301
The culprit is so close I can almost taste it.

>>8903771
>>8904155

He does make jabs towards religion throughout that book though.

>>8897122

rending of garments

>>8905096
Probably. And a pack of dirty cigarrares.

>>8899061
Underrated

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>>8896477

>>8901535
Serious answer: a lot of Caesar's efforts in Gaul dealt with keeping his legion supplied and well-fed, and corn was a typical staple food during the era

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>>8907082
corn wasn't introduced to the Old World until the 15th century

>>8907104
Everytime.

>>8907117
pls explain

>>8907129
Corn is an old word meaning grain

It only came to apply to maize colloquially later

Old translations of Caesar constantly reference "corn" because it was common when they were translated to still use corn to mean any grain store, not just maize, and Caesar has a lot to say about his grain stores

Someone posted a "what I expected" thing with pictures of MAIZE corn and people replied to it

This became a self-aware meme where it's ambiguous who gets it and who is just pretending not to get it etc.

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contribooting

>>8907482
That book made me want to own an actual sheep.

>>8907492
>
it's an shoop

>>8897081
>>8897122
it is not shirt ripping that i refered to though, it is simply the removal of the top

>>8907136
Corn is still used interchangeably in English English, it's only Americans who get confused about this.

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>>8904171
Great book, a classic.

>>8899061
this
still really good

>>8907482
Kek. That was what I took away. A warm feeling because I own a pet. and when the goat got pushed off the building I was very sad :(

>>8908008
I read his "Journey to Ixtlan" and it seems like he was trying to scam people tbqh

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OC

>>8907724
kek'd then cried.

>>8904381
my diary desu

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>>8908008

>>8896568
>More enjoyable
Your just another sort of snob

>>8899061
my exact reaction, 3 attempts later and i couldnt read the fucking thing the whole wy through

>>8898575
>Camus
>existentialism

Kys

>>8903639
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/14/books/anne-frank-has-a-co-as-diary-gains-co-author-in-legal-move.html

>>8912125
/pol/ was right again

>>8912157
/pol/ is not a single person you c.h.u.d.

>>8913213

forgot to add the word plongeur to what i got

>>8902299
More evidence that the Bible is just a storybook.

>>8901535
Is funy becuz wheat was translated as corn witch is funy becuz corn is s new world crop and therefore for to be found in Europa in the 1st century BC

>>8913289
wheat, oats and maize are all types of corn.

>>8911562
there's no proof at all that it's satire, that's a leftwing meme if anything

>>8913213
Death is always one cup of tea away