memeing my way into a new identity

what about mc ride?

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>>8885396
>wants privacy
>decides to make up epic literary reference fake name that absolutely no one else on the planet has instead of john smith

>>8885402

Actually I googled. There are at least 120 "Hal Incandenza"s on Facebook, and because its a literary characters name any google searches for me would be swamped with irrelevant quotes, critiques and articles about Infinite Jest. Thats the neat thing.

>>8885413
yeah because when the goverment wants to collect info about you they're just gonna google your name and see what comes up

>>8885402

You don't want to protect your privacy, you want what you want because to do what you say you want would reaffirm the idea you have of yourself as ((le mysterious man of the shadows)) . This is the sort of idea you entertain when you're 14. Grow up.

>>8885421

No you misunderstand. The government collects information about me, I can't stop that. But they collect it under my real name.

Say if they ask my employer what my name is - what I want is for that name to be useless to them as they wont have a database profile for that name because it doesn't exist in the bureaucracy.

Its the air buffer between the names thats the key here.

So the only important thing is that they can't figure out one name given the other, or at least that it takes them a while to.

>>8885427

Its not like I'm ever going to convince you otherwise, so theres not much point in even engaging on this subject desu

Ian scheffling

>>8885434
Ask your employer? you mean the guy who hands you tax forms to fill out in your name and asks to xerox your ID the day you are hired? Your employer knows your real name, dip. If you yell him you're "Hal Incadenza," then you'd better have a fake SSN and ID to go along with that name, in which case you don't need the whole 2 identities thing anyway, your fake identity is more or less legit then.

>>8885434
Fair enough. The attention you will potentially draw to yourself with this charade is probably increasing the chance the government ever takes interest in you a hundredfold. Practice good privacy in more reasonable ways.

>>8885434
The government is collecting information on everyone. If you're sincere here (this I honestly doubt) don't choose something so obvious. I'd choose something like Joaquin Stik myself,something stupid because fuck it you're screwed anyway

>>8885499

1) I don't live in America. there is no SSN system or equivalent here

2) In my country there are no laws about using aliases - I am completely within my rights to use a different name with everyone without disclosing anything to the government about it

>>8885506
>2) In my country there are no laws about using aliases
What cunt?
Im interested.

>tinfoil
>>>/x/

>>8885396
>I'm going to start using two names.
Johan Ramesses Kalashnikov III
Lord HisGrace Miracle Whip

wayne kerr

Teddy Bloat

Hailie Selassie

Santy Claus

I just post a lot of false info on 4chan plus some larping

Gov can collect all they want because it won't be coherent in the least

Christopher Poole

>>8885396

At least go with a Pynchon name instead if you're going to be a living fucking meme.

>Benny Profane

>>8885396
hello I am the FBI.
hurry up and pick your fake name so I can update your file.