Write the saddest sentence you can in less than 10 words.

He tears dripped onto the bloody baby shoes

>>8874777
>his cum dripped onto the bloody baby shoes.

fixed.

>>8874763
for shoes, baby sale. never born.

Jesus wept.

You can hurt me as long as I love you.

"I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..."

Donald Trump wins.

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Sorry for breaking the mirror, I'm just upset.

nothing new under the sun

>>8874786
i cry ever tiem

The opposite sex has no interest in you

Im redpilled

>>8874777
Beautiful trips, beautiful quote

>>8874763
He knew there was noting, but he had to continue.

The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new

/pol/ was right again

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You don't have BDD, you're just ugly.

>>8874782
Actually, there's no evidence Hemmingway wr-

*gagged by literaturefag*

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She's not real.

NYE, anon is hiding in a forest near his home

You waste your life dreaming of a better one.

>>8874763
my diary desu

>>8874820
for anon: shitpost, never read.

Another day living someone else's dream, opportunities to change wasted.

I'm having a stroke please send

>>8874881
This is pretty dank

infant crushed by shipping container full of baby shoes

Even with all her love she couldn't save her sister.

If she left, I would have known she loves me

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my life desu

>>8874763
It could never be, and yet we tried.

Her loved flowed down the drain, with my urine.

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>>8874763
I...
I browse 4chan

A man is a tool.

All I want is purpose.

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>>8875006
Yikes, that's enough 4chan for tonight

time to get high and drown my misery

Jim[1] watched the flowers[2] float down the river.[3]

[1] Jim or James T Weatherford(1) was visiting his mothers(2) grave when a sudden gust of wind blew them right out of his hand.
[2] Sunflowers(3)
[3] Not from Stephen King's It

(1) né Shultz
(2) Heather Mary Shultz{1}
(3) Helianthus

{1}née Rodriguez

Twenty-five years, six countries, infertility, adoption, and she leaves.

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>>8875164
>[3] Not from Stephen King's It

Growing darkness taking dawn, I was me, but now he’s gone

11 words, whatever

I can’t get any younger, time has brutal hunger

My wife's son pretends I don't exist when around friends

>>8875216
terrible and shitty no matter how many words it is.

His son, now a man, came home in a box.

Death is a blessing, so why ain't I dead?

>>8875230
clearly shittier than all of the transparently deliberate meme shitposts you ignored

Your ex is currently getting fucked by her new boyfriend.

>>8875230
Nice.

>>8875241
>he didn't notice the reply was exactly 10 words.

Moot left 4chan just as God abandoned the universe.

>>8875255
Moot left us and 4chan and hes never coming back.

>>8875253
>he didn't notice the reply was exactly 10 words
fuck me disregard that then I suck super fat cocks

>>8875241
yes, I agree. Quite clearly.

"ahhhhh, so there is life beyond deaths door"

not really sad but i hope it evokes emotion.

>>8874763
you could've tried harder.

>>8874763
Cheese pizza was banned from 4chinz. Rest in peace, snacks.

>>8874768
Underrated

There was only one enemy remaining; crash mom made pancakes

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>>8875309

>>8874763
She never really cared.

I can't.

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If only I wasn't here alone, but with her instead.

It literally was like totally a bad day

>>8875325
It literally was like totally a bad day like yesterday?

>>8874763
It was all a dream / You're all alone.

For sale: pancakes. Cold.

We are the hollow men; we are the stuffed men.

he went on 4chan again, just like every day before

my name is Jeff

His so called friends didn't come to the funeral

Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these

"What might have been"

It hurts to know that puberty is over; I'm Me.

>>8875388
>my name is Tyler

>>8874763

All that begins is all that ends.

>>8874763
OP's hard drive corrupted

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Merry Kurisumasu!

>>8875229
hahaha

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>>8874763
the saddest sentence + 1

>>8874763
Granny said "be happy," but Johnny accomplished nothing; died alone.

Close enough

Happy Holidays.

>>8874763
Time to wipe, no toilet paper, public restroom, at work

"This is real life you're wasting away right now."

I am aware that this sounds very angsty teenager-ish.

Did he dead?

Yes son

>>8875692
"no"

>>8874868
Only decent one in thread (besides mine ofc)

>>8874830
Runner up

>>8874785
Honorable mention

>>8874805
Promising

I think we should only be friends

>>8875696
>sadly I pageant post on a mongolian basket weaving forum

I stayed still as I saw her leaving with him.

>>8874783
:(

>>8875216
>posting Metallica unironically

>>8874763
Green light special on aisle twelve.

"And how did Little Tim behave?" asked Mrs. Cratchit

The serial killer expired with the milk

Women would rather sleep with obnoxious brutes than me, the supreme gentleman

I could have been

Once he dreamed of the man he would be.

Get sad right now or your mother will die tonight

>>8876077
I'm always sad

>>8876077
I'm sad

>>8874763
Melancholy overtook him as he kissed his dying mother's hand.

>>8875646
underrated as h*ck

>>8876086
yeah that one's actually pretty good
math is fucking stupid though

>>8875646
have you (You)

I'm ok.

I just talked to Jesus, He said what up Yeezus

>>8874763
And but so my Makise Kurisu body pillow died today.

>>8874763
Your efforts were entirely futile, and you know it.

>>8874763

the saddest sentence you can

>>8874881
This one is extra funny because of captcha

>>8874830

Life is but a dreanm.

>>8875646
The saddest sentence but - 1.

>>8875309

I never understood this. Whats it from?

>>8876077
I'm usually sad.

Now here's my try at the woprld's saddest sentence.

>>8875332

my neighbors kids sound like dogs

A gust took the lovenote from his hands; she jumped.

They never realized they made love passionately in their dreams.

>>8874777
>He tears dripped
Truly depressing.

tfw no gf

She's sleeping, she's sleeping, she's just sleeping.

>>8876183

Actually gave me a little chill there. Good jorb.

Baby shoes for sale,
dead fucking baby shoes.

>>8874763
he found in himself his own worst enemy and best friend

>>8876201
>he found in himself his own worst enemy

how does god figure into this?

>>8876207
I was going for more of a reclusive sadness vibe in that line, figured it was worth posting even though I was one word over.

>how does god figure into this?
Not sure what you mean, I didn't mean to bring up god in any way.

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Like the sand in the sea, you're always stuck here.

Stabat Mater dolorosa iuxta crucem lacrimosa dum pendebat Filius

Everyone burned in hell forever and it wasn't just.

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The records they had of him were disjointed, giving no indications.

>>8876210
that's bone cancer innit

also the sea floor keeps being renewed, it wanders all the time
it's very active, not a lot of old rocks down there it's mostly fresh rocks

i can't be assed to type this up and i didn't go to class a lot but this is the truth

>>8876216

is tiny really kill?

>>8876220
But how much sand actually makes it up to a beach? That's basically what I was talking about, the overall sand in the sea -- not necessarily the sea floor.

>>8874763

His father mumbled "...never wanted you" and walked away.

"I swear I tried", he whispers, holding his wife's cold hand.

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>>8875405
MY NAME IS JONAS

There will never be a Fourth Reich.

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>>8876224

Dude shit did that guy die too know I dunno, I was on page 3 not realizing the date of those posts. I know the Johnnyrocket midazolam guy died but holy fuck IV modazolam and u44 combos wat r u doin
.

>>8876183
Excellent

everything i am will rot away just like my diary.

NEW SHOES FOR SALE NEVER USED, FUGG :dDDD

A voice called mommy as black hands closed the door.

>>8874763
>>8874763
When he woke up, 4chan was still there

>>8876074

I only dream of the man I will never be.

By the time the power came on, tendies had melted.

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>>8874783

Going out of business sale: 50-70% off.

Rex licked his owner's tears, tail wagging slower and slower.

>>8875316
This thought makes me bloody feel what I don't want

>>8874763
i shitpost on a mongolian cave drawing imageboard

She loves another.

>>8876077
I'm sad now

>>8874763
>oh, ok

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>>8874916
Never change, /lit/

>>8874763
Wardine be cry

>>8874916
lmfao

>>8876077

My mother hung herself three months before my wedding. She left when I was seven.

>>8876372
>She left when I was seven.

I'm sorry, it's too bad she didn't hang around longer

>>8876372
I hope your wife cucks you every day

>>8874763
With fear i kiss the burning darkness
(i know it's very edgy but still sounds very sad to me)

>>8876381
It's from At the Gates btw

>>8876374
Subtle

Only one waifu remained. Two, if you counted the dog.

>"Run along home now and don't come back" she said. "I'm getting too fond of you"

No tendies ;_;

>>8876147
It's a Pass user having a stroke.

You left me too soon, ill-prepared and afraid. Some mother.

You forgot to solve the CAPTCHA.

As he watched his wife burn alive, Johnathan recalled their wedding.

>>8874783
nobody cares

>>8874830
excellent

>>8875229
KEK

>>8875242
fuck u

I really enjoy Jane Austen as an author.

>>8876156
Holy...

>>8876160
>woprld's

He actually did it the absolute madman

>>8876077
Many such cases!

The idea of her proved impossible to reconcile with reality.

>>8874763
Anime isn't real, your waifu will never love you.

>>8874781
underrated

>>8876077
I'm a so sad

All your lives.

>>8874763

He wasted the best years of youth shitposting on 4chan.

>>8874763

He ejaculated alone for the last time.

>>8876804
That honestly sounds like an indication towards better things

>>8876814

Yeah, it's open to interpretation but I was thinking about the last fap before commiting suicide. Or maybe commiting suicide because that last fap was the last straw.

[hey whats up
Seen: Yesterday]

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>>8875354
Made me lol

>>8876930
Why on earth would you ever initiate a conversation with anyone?

The sun shined, having no alternative, on the nothing new.

When his dreams died, their dreams of riches came true.

my head is empty
my toes are warm

>>8876943
THIEF!

I tried.

Jesus wept.

Saying "I love you," I continue to curse myself.

All lives consist of but a few brief, sweet memories

>>8874763
Trump was elected today.

In his bitter loneliness, every moment is apposite the last.

Sally realised with horror that Jamal could not be domesticated.

It's not real communism

>>8876998
I really still can't believe it
It was our IQ test and we failed it
Moving to Canda, baka

>>8876374
*chuckles*

Something somewhere had gone horribly wrong, I knew I would never know

>>8876998
Better by far than
an ailing sociopath
with access to nukes

These pretzels, are making me thirsty

>>8877023
Nice one.

>>8876998
Leftists get out.

>>8876994
>>8874830
>>8874868
These are nice.

The rest of you, Jesus, so melodramatic. Like you're writing for Days of our Lives: edgy edition

>>8877046
kind of good

I had to reread it, didn't catch the meaning the first time

Everyone could tell the future but me, it kinda sucks.

I used to love coming home for the holidays.

I have lost the flexibility to suck my own dick.

Her letters. Flint. Crepitation. Our death.

>>8875229
cheers me up.

How can you idiots complain about YA melodrama when your own idea of "sad sentences" is so mediocre. Honestly, going through this thread is back-to-back cringe

>>8875238
underrated

>>8877159
this was more than 10 words.

>>8875846
Very good.

>>8877198
Not an argument

>>8876077
fuck you I am already sad!

>>8877208
that's better.

The fading memories of closeness are marred with resent.

And with all his successes, Mr. Krabs wasn't feeling it.

>>8876374
Oh fuck...

>>8874763
She's repugnant, but it doesn't matter, because I hate myself.

>>8874916
Did the baby ever wear shoes tho?

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You're not the man you used to be.

>>8877215
Lel

>>8877420
this is the only one that hit me and also the only one I've heard in real life

:-(

He's only with me, because he can't be with her.

>>8874763
i woke up this morning. i woke up this morning

skirt skirt skeet skeet

>>8876374
Gold

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Best girl.

>>8877777
wintessed

Dreams...Never to be realised, death...Soon to come.

You can go back to your husband, but what about me?

Sorry, that was 11.

>>8876077
I've been sad for 13 years, my man.

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>>8874788
Reddit's that way --->>>

I have measured out my life with fap tissues.

>>8874808
>>8876183
Fuck these are good.

Best ITT

>>8874763
I'd prefer the consequences I avoided to this purgatory.

Jesus weeped.

>>8875242
>>8875323
>>8876322
>>8877650
This isn't creative writing, this is basic bitch emotions that conveniently fit into =>10 words.

I keep waking up.

>>8874763
I'm aware.

The idea of life after death is even more horrible.

404 appeared.

>>8874763
People still haven't embraced antinatalism.

I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>8877843
One of those is Beckett, anon

>>8874763
You will never be satisfied, so why struggle?

>>8874763
Suicide is the answer to knowing what you can't have.

>>8874763
A single tear, as my Mother shoved the knife further.

>>8875325
Saddest sentence in ten words or less millennial edition:
"Like, I can't even, what is this trash senpai?"

prayed for death to release me, but i lived on

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>All this cringe

Don't waste your life asking when there are no answers

>>8877403
Now rest forever, infant. Shoes on, no where to go.

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He got every single woman he ever wanted. Except me.

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3D biological printers, open source pathogen dark net genomes, pestilence

>>8876183
nice
I think

I like to tell myself that the mind exists beyond the brain and that beyond death is another cycle: the opposite of becoming.

>>8878660
>10 words
>I like to tell myself that the mind exists beyond

does the same job really

>>8878216
Sounds Batman.

I open up my wallet, and it's full of blood.

>>8875238
deserves more (you)s
>>8875691
It's true though

>>8878653
sadness, not fear anon

>>8878391
I actually find this a little inspiring

If I will never be satisfied, then I know that whatever descision I make will truly fulfill me. so i might me deciding to be proactive has the same weight as doing nothing

>>8878648
"For he did not know, that I was one on the inside"

I can't breathe

>>8876270
sure about that, anon?

Some people actually 'like' Infinite Jest.

simply a stain; the carpet has adopted, nourished it

I can not find what I need, toilet-paper.

Baby for sale, never fucked.

>>8876077
Sad boi

I just finished reading 1984

>>8878841
>johnpodesda.png

>>8874881
On further analysis the deeper meaning of this text is the captcha itself said "help", hence it's omission from the end of the sentence. Symbolic of him crying out into the cold void of technology he had absorbed himself with, this ultimate isolation lead to his demise.

>>8874830
fuck

>>8878937
You are saying that is bad?

I have no mouth and I must scream

Dad, wish I could just talk about nothing one more time

for sale: pack of condoms I got for my 18th birthday, never used

She was happier and better without you, before you happened.

She'd never love him and he'd never not love her.

>>8874763
"You don't get to bring friends." "I don't have any."

He could see the end in the old dog's eyes.

He realized she didn't hate him, she was indifferent.

I'm more alone with a group than by myself.

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It's Christmas Eve...
>>8879035
I have no anus and I must shit

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She said I was harmless. Then I knew my mistake.

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Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal.

>>8874763
Not even my mom likes me anymore.

For shoes:
Baby sales,
Never born.

>>8874763
His eyes saw his son, his mind saw a stranger.

I wrote for years and it amounted to buried mediocrity.

His passion had faded; the bills had not.

I'm sorry for not being good enough.

>>8874830
kill me

I did care, but I didn't say it in time.

>>8875286
the only emotion it evokes is me wanting to punch you in the face faggot

>>8876433
KEK

>>8874763
Writing it down, I promptly forget it ever happened

In the cold night, under his mother, the puppy whimpered

>>8874782
For sale, baby, never worn

There goes another second I can't get back.

Don't love her anymore. Don't know why.

wrote a haiku that fits this request

No music in
a cracked bell
or dead bird.

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>>8877777
Why isn't Asuka my mommy gf yet?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why am I so unsatisfied, when I have so much?

15 years, my voice cracks when I say her name.

>>8879007
No I got sad because the ending was sad

>>8877420

You're not the man you could have been

>>8877027
underrated

Yet another shit thread. Sage

Hormonal rearrangements complete,
the equilibrium is here,
results forever lacking.

The sweet, sweet relief
of rough braids
around my Atlas

warmth was finally found in the embrace of braided polyester

Played tag at grandmother's funeral, cried watching Fate/Zero.

"bad times friend ahead"

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>>8877420
THANK GOD!!! T.B.H.SENPAI