How do I become a publisher?

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How do I become a publisher? 2016-12-22 07:47:34 Post No.
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How do I become a publisher? Anonymous 2016-12-22 07:47:34 Post No. [Report]

Suppose that I have $50,000 to start my business, a bunch of authors to publish (not beginners), and the books are already printed.

Then what do I do? Because at this point no one cares or knows about my house.

Anonymous 2016-12-22 07:49:30 Post No.8873837
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Anonymous 2016-12-22 07:49:30 Post No.8873837 [Report]

If you give me $2000 a month I will suck your cum out of your body so hard your skull will collapse into your neck hole

Anonymous 2016-12-22 07:51:43 Post No.8873847
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Anonymous 2016-12-22 07:51:43 Post No.8873847 [Report]

>>8873837
this is the best post I've read this year on 4chan

Anonymous 2016-12-22 07:53:05 Post No.8873857
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Anonymous 2016-12-22 07:53:05 Post No.8873857 [Report]

>>8873837
Sounds like a great business idea, but too far away from my objectives.

Anonymous 2016-12-22 08:19:48 Post No.8873957
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Anonymous 2016-12-22 08:19:48 Post No.8873957 [Report]

>>8873833
Spend $40k of that on throwing a big party for the big media types to promote you?

Anonymous 2016-12-22 08:22:00 Post No.8873969
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Anonymous 2016-12-22 08:22:00 Post No.8873969 [Report]

Start bothering bookshops with offers to have the authors come do talks and shit if they'll stock your books.

Anonymous 2016-12-22 11:34:56 Post No.8874611
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Anonymous 2016-12-22 11:34:56 Post No.8874611 [Report]

>>8873837
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 12:04:47 Post No.8874714
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 12:04:47 Post No.8874714 [Report]

>>8873957
Ugh. I know you're probably right... but the return on investment is dreadfully vague.

I mean, it's not free money I just found in an enchanted garden.

Anonymous 2016-12-23 11:27:17 Post No.8876356
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 11:27:17 Post No.8876356 [Report]

I want to publish YOU... but I just DON'T KNOW what to do with my MONEY!

Help me in this fantastic JOURNEY and maybe we'll make publishing GREAT again!!

Sad!

Anonymous 2016-12-23 09:38:47 Post No.8878074
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 09:38:47 Post No.8878074 [Report]

>>8873833
Find a book to publish that you can be most sure will have inherently high demand (pro tip: my diary, desu)

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