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>>8873686
You don't want your first car?

i guess that must mean she wants it

Women are like your first car; you don't want them, but _______

>>8873826
you fill them with gas anyways

>>8873826
when your mom gives you a used one tied up in a bow for your birthday you can't very well not use it.

>>8873883
no, that's what you do with the kikes

Mediocre joke stolen from a better one I came up with years ago:

Riding a bike is like having sex, the first time you do it an older man's holding onto you from behind and telling you everything's gonna be okay- and usually he's your dad.

>>8875355
>Mediocre joke stolen from another mediocre one I came up with years ago:

>not wanting your dad to buy you a car

I thought amerishitfatdumbs hated walking?

>>8875367

First of all I'm not amish.

Daddy buys the safe and cheap car not the one you want.

>>8875367

Amerilard here and I enjoy walking. Nothing hetter than walking my rural roads with my dog going to a neighbour's house to get some food or walking down to the store. Or hell, just walking through the woods and enjoying nature with aforementioned dog.

I hate vehicles. I don't have a license and I don't want one.

>>8875379
>neighbour's

I'm on to you, pal.

>>8875369
So just getting a car for free is not enough for burgerlardobesidons?

>>8873686
My dad never gives me a car

>>8875385

I just spell the correct way.

>>8873826
you smash them to pieces anyways