Chuck E Cheese

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It was my tenth birthday. My family and I were going to Chuck E Cheese for my birthday. As we pulled into the driveway I unbuckled my seatbelt and jumped out the moving, landing my fat, jiggling, shit stained ass directly on a homeless man’s mouth. He tried to push me off but the weight of my checks was too much for him to lift. He fell lying down with the putrid smell of my unwiped ass suffocating him until he lay dead in an endless eternity of my stinky ass. I thought nothing of this. As I stood up and walked away from the dead shit covered homeless man, my father pulled up in the car.I jumped in the car, leaving a trail of fallen shit crusts from my ass, and my father drove the rest of the way to Chuck E Cheese. Leaving exit twenty-four, my father started to accelerate at full speed, driving down a street. Swerving, he hit a baby stroller with his car at ninety miles an hour. We pulled up in the driveway, leaving the bloody remains of an infant behind us. We got out the car and made our way into Chuck E Cheese. Walking through the door, I looked to my left and saw a table with a rotting corpse of a deer laying on it. Looking back at my father, he was buying our tickets from an old lady with saggy tits. My father then gave me my coins, and I walked over to a deer hunting game, passing some people shoving shards of glass up their asses. I pressed start and started shooting away.I started to notice something grab my two shit covered ass cheeks. I looked behind me to see a naked, black, midget grabbing my tight ass with his chubby little fingers. I got upset and kicked him into a 80 year lady. The midget ran away giggling. I left the game and went over to the birthday table where my dad was waiting. I then heard that Chuck E Cheese would show up soon. I shoved cake into my mouth and looked around to see if I could spot Chuck E Cheese, but all I could see were two cats giving birth directly on someone pizza. I felt sad that Chuck E Cheese wasn’t here yet, but then I started to smell something. A scent that could never be mistaken, the scent smelled of many things, children piss, and horse placenta. I knew what this smell meant, Chucky E Cheese is here. I turned around to see this life-giving creation staring directly at me with his dark green eyes. I was filled with joy, that this mouse would brighten up my day with it’s fun behavior. I got up and hugged it, feeling the piss leave his costume and into my ears. I felt like this day couldn’t get any better, but when I looked up, it just looked at me. I tried to back away, but it moved with me. I kept stepping back, but I stopped to feel the table directly behind me. I was trapped, but out of the blue, the naked, black midget appeared and started to ejaculate all over Chuck E Cheese’s leg. The midget then climbed up his body, rubbing his lice-infested pubes all the way up. I had a chance to escape, I hopped over the table and made my way to the exit door. I never went there ever again.