What's his inner monologue like?

>>8871193
This is a vegan smoothie except for the honey. I think Xanax is vegan.

>>8871196
kek

>>8871193
Asians don't have an inner monologue

>>8871202
NO

PUPILS

>>8871202

their superior IQ precludes many forms of myth-telling the other races use to make sense of their pleb lies

now, fuck off to /pol/ whiteboi

>>8871193
dude drugs lmao
dude ive got real talent but instead im going on twitter
dude i should start a podcast and then quit it shortly after

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>>8871225
>dude ive got real talent

it goes Eeeee Eee Eeee

>>8871193

Why is he the only author who debuted in the 21st century that /lit/ ever discusses?

>>8871254
He isn't, but he's been a meme since he spammed himself here, then linked to one of the threads from his twitter. Along with his desperation to make money to survive as a writer in New York sort of maintained interest. The cooking with Tao thing too.

>>8871254
Because he's a meme in real life.

>smart but lazy

It all makes sense now, she dumped me because SHE's the loser. My friends will understand, they know who I really am. It doesn't matter, so many women want me. The amount of text messages I receive isn't indicative of their desire, they're just shy. Hit the gym? Nah I'm not a Chad. I'm an intellectual, people love my cynicism. How about approaching women at a club? Why, so our children will have an iq half of mine? No thank you! I'd rather go learn Python to try to prove to Facebook that they should hire me because I could be useful! Who cares if I don't have a fast car? As if that means you're rich and powerful. Virtue lies in enjoying the little things in life, Aristotle my dear. Just wait, just you wait, I am a tadpole but one day I will be a frog.

>>8872627
Beautiful

>>8872627
>he doesn't know who Tao is

CRASH mom made pancakes