Which Shake would you Speare?

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>>8861972
Im redpilled

>>8861972
I'm about to shake my own spear now if you know what I mean

Titania is best Shakespeare waifu

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>>8861972
Is that even a question? Obviously Katherine from the shrew. I cant think of anything more satisfying than slowly sucking the soul out of a proto-feminist by making her eat my leftovers, constantly abuse her, break her spirit. She will be the most perfectly obedient soulless little wifey you could ask for!

>>8864134
Goddammit anon

>>8864134
Kek. Considering all the landwhales whining in other threads I'm surprised they haven't noticed you yet

Shaken, not speared, baby.

Most learned jerkoff session I've ever had was last summer when I read the first act of Much Ado About Nothing and had to stop and give in to my desire to whack off to Beatrice.

>>8864851
tfw reading Much ado about nothing after the book I'm currently reading

I always thought Lady Macbeth was kinda hot in a milf way

>I have given suck and know
>how tender it is to love the babe that loved me

>come to my mother's breasts
>and take my milk for gall

Or something like that. Apologies for any digressions in my memory

>>8864851
Explain further.

>>8865034
Don't stick your dick in crazy