Which author can you relate to the most, personality-wise?

>>8860840
David 'Faggot' Walase

Jack London and Stendhal.

>>8860840
You're nothing like Kafka, Kafka was a sweet caring, honest guy. You're an edgy little stuck up brat. Just because you're semi-autistic doesn't make you like him.

>>8860840
michel houellebecq, except the islamophobic part.

>>8860860
I-I didn't say I was Kafka desu

>>8860861
Houellebecq isn't Islamophobic

>>8860867
Is he smoking crack rock?

>>8860860
This.

>>8860869
Catnip.

>>8860877
So you are saying your favorite author doesn't even smoke crack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

I'm on my phone someone post Pynchon please.

>>8860868
i read in his wiki and all the stunts he did make him out to be, not that i am bothered by it

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>>8860885
I got you covered pham

>>8860889
Thanks real Pynchon.
How's lit been treating you?

>>8860840
U wil never be Kafka. Kafka had friends and like to play on the beach and he lived fast and died young and was Czech before it was cool and spoke German and was semitic in a way you can only complain about and had forty four menorahs and despite being ratfaced, he rattled pussies across Europe without the help of designer drugs, becoming a household name with only 40 years on this planet and didn't even have the Internet or role models like Dwayne Johnson or Phillip K Dick or Richard Feynman or Walter White. Amd yes, I took that off your Facebook likes :^)

>>8860897
How did you know? Did you read my diary desu?

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I'm him, except I am straight.

>>8860894
Like a promiscuous twelve year old. Recommended to gentlemen in the, wink-wink, know.

>>8860860
lmao you make it sound like you were friends with him, get your head out of your ass mate.

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Nigh-chee.

>>8860886
He's essentially a communist that lost all hope in humanity from what I've read of him.

>>8860884
He's not my favorite author but one of the favorites and yes, he doesn't smoke crack because he was attached to catnip

>>8860905
>lmao you make it sound like you were friends with him

I basically was though

>>8860912
don't tell me the only book you have read of him is 'platform'

C A N C E R T H R E A D

>>8860917
Then why didn't you burn his shit as he told you?
Maximum proof Kafka didn't have any real friendship.

>>8860913
Would you smoke crack cocaine with me IRL if we met?

I'm a lanky Slav with a retarded accent.

>>8860918
No, The Elementary Particles

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>>8860925
If he really wanted them burned he wouldn't have asked me

>>8860928
lol

I wouldn't because I don't do drugs, but I'd have a nice conversation about literature with you

>>8860965
Cheeki breeki. :'(

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>>8860840
edgy, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

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probably this asshole

>>8861202
He actually had ghost writers

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>>8861233
thats ok. i forgive him. we have too much in common

I Am That I Am
>u wot m8
Fuck You Eat Lightning Nigger
>argh my face & dick & balls
God Damn Right. Okay People Let's Get Back To Work Loving Me
>god we hate you so much, why are you such a cunt
Fuck You I'm Behind 4000 Flaming Swords Up Here
>god sucks
Who Said That

>>8860905
Kafka was a saint!