Why do philosophers have such cool names?

>>8857860
nicknames likesay

plato wasnae really called wide cunt

>>8857875
Please do not speak scots ever again. it is embarrassing

>>8857860
Wow, I didn't really that Grimes was a disgusting greasy-face shemale (look at that moustache).

>>8857860
John Green is a really cool name, i wish my name was John Green

>>8858077
>I've never seen a real girl before.
Porn and your comic books are lie, Jimmy.

>>8857860

The ones with crappy names don't get as famous. If their appearance and ideas are also bland to boot nobody will ever mention him ever.

The college professors forget to mention them, so their students forget to mention them, so their mothers forget to mention them, and the general population forgets about them.


And then comes some dude with a cool name like neetcha or some shit with that motherfucking huge moustache shitting on christianity writing a book unironically called the antichrist and people will remember him.

>>8857860

Nominative determinism.
If you're parents are smart enough to name you something cool, then you will inevitably be cool in life. It's the power of the spoken word.

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>>8858077

>tfw last name is Scrunto
>tfw will never be a philosopher because of it

>>8857999
bead

you get to keep your wrestling name if you acquire enough sophist points

>>8857860

then you have unfortunates like Susan Haack.

>>8858114
What about John Williams?