Is there a more Russian way to die?
>>8856436
Yeah, starving to death.
>>8856436
Yes
My fathers friend died in Siberia in his 30s. He was out drinking, and when he was walking home from the bar he slipped on ice and got fell. He was so fucked up that he just fell asleep there on the ground. He was too drunk to realize how cold it was or anything, and he just died from the cold.
>>8856668
faggot
>>8856440
kek
>>8856436
Killed in a World War
>>8856440
After seeing Moscow burn through the tears in your eyes in the snowy winter of 1812 while Napoleon invades your motherland.
>>8856436
Yes, check out Kharms or Mandelstam.
The trv Russian death is murder by son.
>>8856850
patricide
>>8856506
That happens in Canada, too.
>>8856506
That story needs a bear.
>>8856436
shot by adidas bedecked bears while surfing on the gulag train, drunk on aftershave.
>>8856436
I kek'd hard