/lit/ cringe that you did. >Hated on Stephen King while reading

>>8853560

>Read a book
It sucked.

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>>8853560
I read a couple of books with movie covers.
Is there redemption for a siner such as I?

>>8853694
How old were you when you read them

>>8853746
16

>>8853748
forgivable, but not excusable
you must atone, Anon

reading while being aware that i get 0 pleasure from it and i dont even know why i do it

>>8853754
How do I purify my sinful body senpai?

>>8853748
You'll live. We all make mistakes at times. What books exactly? if you can remember.

>>8853770
Weathering Heights and Pride and Prejudice

>reading something
>feel inspired about an interesting passage
>write a page or two about the subject of that passage
>think that i am a literary genius because of my shit text

this is literally my diary

>>8853780
wuthering innit ?

>>8853800
It's a weird english word, my b.

With a straight face told my teacher I read Finnegan's Wake

>>8853830
How many people have actually read Finnegan's wake

>>8853865
One. Two if you counted God.

>>8853830
>>8853865
*Finnegans

>>8853867
For once this meme line fits perfectly.

>>8853560
is this a painting of someone dabbing

>>8855040
Who Knows it's Charles Sims when he had schizophrenia. This was before dabbing was a thing but maybe he knew

Jesus Christ why is lit so snobby... The Long Walk is an excellent book. Even Running Man isn't like, terrible. You guys need to mellow out. It's fine if you don't like them but don't feel ashamed for having enjoyed something ffs

>>8853867

Underrated post.

>>8853830
I've done this, she thought I was autistic. I didn't like her or her class

>>8858062
Did she think you were literally autistic or just """autistic"""?

>>8853560
I read my nephew a book called 'Please Mr Panda'. Took three readthroughs before I realised the Panda wasn't giving the other animals doughnuts because they weren't saying 'please'.

>>8858085
She thought I had aspergers. I might, I dunno. I don't care enough to get diagnosed

>>8855888
>nice trips

It also suspiciously looks like FeelsGuy

>>8853867
I want less.

>>8853560
Told my teacher literary merit doesn't exist

>girl asks me who my favorite author is
>"Calvino"
>"oh I've never heard of him"
>smugly smile "yeah I know"

still think about this and cringe

>>8860144
This made me laugh. We all have those moments, just have to laugh and move on

>>8853867
This is probably the best meme /lit/ has come up with this year, with spreading potential unseen in this board. We should send reddit a christmas basket.

Told my date Murakami is my favorite author. I will never recover from that.

I, can, make, everything, separated, by,
commas, because, I feel, like it

>>8853560
Worshipping Harold Bloom

>>8853560
that is an an-hero worthy nugget of shame there

>>8860241
That doesn't sound that bad unless you were telling the truth.

>>8860395
>>8860245
I haven't read that much of Murakami but norwegian wood is my all time favourite book
Should i be ashamed?

>>8860443
No

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>hated on

I read all the Twilight books. It started because I was chatting with a girl who was a huge fan and she sent me her copy (with dog-ears marking the "best" passages).
I was trying to get laid and didn't even succeed.

>>8860753
Lmao never read anything a girl recommends. It's almost always shut unless she actually reads and the book sounds interesting. However 98.239175930001% of the time it's smut

>>8860443
Yes