what book should i get my mom for christmas?

Ever since I found my mom's copies of 50 Shades of Grey stuffed beneath her mattress I have refused to treat her as a human being, let alone a literate one. I refuse to let here even kiss me on the mouth any more since I'm sure she has oral herpes. This year I'm buying her a cilice with her own money.

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Venus in furs

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>>8845215
>Tao te Ching

would a middle-aged upper class white woman enjoy this?

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>>8845214
None. Women only like to read popular garbage, see goodreads.

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>>8845214
A dildo

Anonymous 2016-12-15 01:46:13 Post No.8845268
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Bought my mom The Waves by Virginia Woolf this xmas.

Get her something you think she'll enjoy that you could see yourself enjoying as well. Simple as that

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>>8845244
yes. ~~my mom is like that and she liked it~~

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>>8845214
Charlotte's Web

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>>8845214
I got mine fear and trembling. She's going through a Christian phase and she can at least do it right.

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>>8845214
Post your moms tit's, faggot

Anonymous 2016-12-15 02:13:39 Post No.8845310
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To the Lighthouse

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>reading list for middle aged wimin
Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James
Fifty Shades Darker - E.L. James
Fifty Shades Free - E.L. James
The Secret - Rhonda Byrne
Twilight - Stephenie Meyer
New Moon - Stephenie Meyer
Eclipse - Stephenie Meyer
Breaking Dawn - Stephenie Meyer
~~I've known plenty of women who only own these books~~

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>>8845214
Buy her CDs, is what I finally realized I can get my mum that shell actually enjoy and get some use out of. She loves Hunky Dory it turns out.

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>>8845587
This is my go to present if I cannot think of anything. Besides a ~~bottle of wine~~.

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>>8845214
Schopenhauer. Feed her the redpill anon.

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Try Robyn Carr or Jodi Picoult novels.

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>>8845214
The Brothers K.
It's actually good too and moms love it.

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