why did he did it?

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To boost sales

HE'S A FRAUD
A BIG FRAUD

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>be me 46yo
>being jerking off to pynchon since the 70s
>he never called
>tried to copy him in every single aspect of his style, but with tennis
>i luv tennis
>why can't he call? don't know i'm fan numero uno?
>depressed
>an hero so he feel badz for not calling
>mfw people think i was a writer and not just a weeabo pynchon groupie. luv me fuckedteeth sempai

He knew he hadn't any talent.

>>8820588
same reason anyone does anything

simple cost/benefit analysis

>>8820588
he was a nice guy

he didn't want to make us read another 1000 page book + footnotes

>>8820771
hahah

>>8820588
He remembered one particular line in Infinite Jest which he infinitely regretted

>>8820588
He realized in the future, his faces from this interview would be used as meme shots

He came to see that his magnum opus proved beyond a doubt that anytime someone writes a "literary best seller" that most who buy it don't read it, most who read it don't finish it, and those tiny few who finish it don't get it.

>>8821269
My friend and I were talking about this the other day. We both finished it and found it to be a very gripping, introspective book about addiction and the media. Several people approached me about the book while I was reading it and would tell me that they either couldn't finish it or had to put it on hold because it was too hard. He is the only other person I know who ever finished it.

>>8820588
>why did he did it?
Speak correct English, faggot.