What's your favourite opening line from any book? A screaming

>that pic

KANYE===SOCRATES CONFIRMED??!

>>8815961
sometimes books be so wordy! like, why so many words yo!?

[Record scratch]

[Freeze frame]

Yep, thats me. Embarassing, right? Youre probably wondering how i got into this situation. It all started when I was chasing Alaska after hearing a loud CRASH from the kitchen, indicating mom had cooked us a Golden Retriever.

>>8816003
Kek

call me oatmeal

jesus kanye get a hold of yourself

>>8815972
>im socrates but way more chocolate-y

Only one enemy remained. Three if you count Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

>>8816003
keke'd
where's this from again?

>>8816003
bretty god