Are there any books which involve/centre around throatfucking?
>>8812746
Your mom's diary desu
Catullus
>>8812746
My ex's tumblr
The Terror, by Dan Simmons
Polar expedition encounters a monster who tears peoples' tongues out and then uses them as Tuvan throat singing instruments.
closest i can get.
>>8814097
uses the people, not the tongues. the creature literally picks them up and blows air down their throats to make them sing.
>>8812746
The Sun Also Rises
>>8814123
I don't remember this
>>8813168
Post excerpts, my dude.
There's an uncomfortably long scene in Lord of the RIngs which is nothing but a thinly disguised, vicious throat-fucking.
>>8812746
perks of being a wallflower iirc
>>8812746
it's just one goddamn throatfucking sequence after another
i'm like jesus marge how about some plot development or something idk
but then it's like nope more throatfucking
girl had some pipes
>>8812753
needed that kek
>>8814740
Sure. This was an extract from The Fire-Dwellers:
"Must've been off my head, wandering around the harbour so long. Didn't even get the nightgowns. Are the kids okay? Damn, I wish I didn't always have to be home at the right time. At the Day of Judgement, God will say Stacy MacAindra, what have you done with your life? And I'd say, well God, I ate that thick-ass dick like a champ.
*hnararfhrarhl*
*garblargharlrgh*
*hnnnnnnnnnagharharhghg*
*HARHrhscrarll*
And He'll say, Are you certain of that? And I'll say, God, I'm not certain about anything any more."
Frankly, I'm starting to think she's massively overrated.
>>8814785
god damn, books about normal people having normal thoughts and doing normal things make me want to kill myself
>>8814785
hmmmm
>>8814796
the real question for me is: what *doesn't* make me want to kill myself?
i honestly can't think of anything anons. i would miss shitposting but death is literally the event i look forward to more than anything else
smoking is fun. i'm a little curious about the ending of game of thrones but meh. and maybe the first hour of thoughts after you wake up. but basically after that i'm more or less ready to go pretty much w/e lads
>>8814824
I hear you, matey
I'm sorry to do this here but I often wonder if being poorly adjusted is an essential component of who I am
almost everything is disgusting to me, which itself is disgusting