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Alright lads, I've been writing shorts for a community theatre company for around 6 months now. It's run by an idiot pseud who thinks that "talking about le atheism while making le epic millennial pop culture references" is deep, so when I brought something with even a little bit of actual substance, it was an auto-accept. Over time, I've been gradually testing to see how shitty I can write but still get produced. So far my best/worst submission was literally just a longform mathematical proof.
How do I make something even stupider? I want to continue shitposting on this guy's stage, but I'm running out of cancerous things to submit.
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>>8802878
Look up "golden retriever" in the archive.
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>>8802878
clearly, you need to submit whatever gets dubs.
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Just have a guy quote a chapter of Infinite Jest, then close the book and make a declarative sentence about what current social issue the book represents.
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Write one about the plight of the oppressed white heterosexual male in today's society
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Adapt the Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra for the stage.
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>>8802900
https://warosu.org/lit/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=golden+retriever
Another one is to look up the various postings of one Deep&Edgy.
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How about the final section of Gargoyles by Thomas Bernhard? It would be a great dramatic monologue. I mean, it is, but it would be great to perform. Though I suppose that isn't shitposting
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>>8802878
Just find a pro-atheism thread on 4chan or Reddit and put it in the form of a dialogue with no action. Have some really refined-sounding violin sonatas playing in the background, maybe adapt the language a bit to make it posher / more pretentious.
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>>8802946
desu i would die to see a performance w people literally just quoting intolerably stupid reddit posts about douglas adams and richard dawkins
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