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My pompous, pretentious professor asked me to not use alliteration in my writing, but the truth is, I can't help it. It is necessary to my neat nature to alliterate in every sentence. I believe that for a prose to be prismatic, polished and potent, there should be at least one alliteration in a sentence, otherwise your prose is inutile, inartful and inaesthetic. If you want to have an entertaining, enchanting, enthralling prose, then you should use alliteration. You should always alliterate ad infinitum! If you don't, I don't respect you. Sorry.
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>>8798972
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>he alliterates first letters instead of accented syllables
Full pleb baka senpaitachi
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>>8798972
>inutile, inartful and inaesthetic
weak
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>>8798974
When you've reached this level of irony I honestly think it's time to rethink everything you're doing with your life.
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>inutile, inartful and inaesthetic
>entertaining, enchanting, enthralling prose,
If I were your prof I'd kick you in your dumb fucking face desu
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It's precious, cute bullshit.
But if the first three letters are the same for each word, and they fit naturally... it's kinda impressive. But just the first letter is shit.
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