/the official /lit/ shit-tip/

I'm depressed because nobody posted in my shit, shit thread; even after I got double doubles.

>>8794460

Yeah, well, I have really pathetic fantasies about spooning with a girl with fragrant hair. They've completely consumed all my raunchy, depraved sexual fantasies. Literally all I want to do is hold someone warm real close to me, and blabber nonsensical lovey-dovey stuff into their ears.

I am turning into a John Green archetype. It is quite distressing.

I don't think Twilight is bad. I mean it's awful but not any worse than any of the other YA Fiction out there.

>>8794471
I would marry a girl like you.

i just had a nice idea for a novel. it would be about a violent and cruel person who was not always that way and he hears a song that makes him remember.

i just had a nice idea for a novel. it would be about a memorable song that was not was always that way and it hears a person who makes it violent and cruel

Are there any books that deal with the issue of having a very small willy? Asking for a friend.

>>8794485

Sartre's entire oeuvre is implicitly about him overcoming his anxieties about being a 5 foot ugly-as-sin troglodyte with a small pecker, so yeah.

>>8794500
Sartre was a repressed transgender woman.

I read 1984 for the first time at a friend's house last night and didn't enjoy it

>>8794597
Who are you quoting?

>>8794433

She was rather cute for a chunkymonkey but too bad she contributed to worldwide idiocy.

Don't eat meme trilogy retard because that ain't feces.

I went on a tinder date yesterday and impressed her with with my literary knowledge and attitudes. Who else is /living the lit lifestyle/

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How old is this pic related thing actually? Is it relevant to post it on Twitter or Fb in 2016?

>>8794864
The absolute madman

>>8794842
I argued with a waiter and refused a prostitute's advances just this afternoon, bro; one up that.

>>8794869
Bitch, I'm here for a valid answer. If you can't give it then shut up.

>>8794873
>refused
Not /lit/

>>8794864
Answer pls.

>>8794899
You were intolerably rude, f a m. I shan't.

>>8794899
It's ancient and irrelevant and everyone will laugh at you if you post it.

Remember that time we use to say "asl plz" on Yahoo and MSN messenger? *shades a tear*

>>8794910
I posted it to convery feeling and no one laughed.

>>8794912
>asl plz?
What's that mean?

>>8794938
It means asshole please.

>>8794466
Nah dude nothing John Green about romance, intimacy and fragrant hair. You think Goethe and Keats are John Green-y?

>>8794909
Go in buffalo's bum.

This thread is not a no discernible talent container thread, it's a disguised invitation for those who post shit to post shit, thus making them feel more welcome and more inclined to smear their shit elsewhere. Fuck off with your trojan horse.

>>8794969
Good of you to post this here, rather than elsewhere, Anon. You did the right thing.

>>8794956
Keats definitely

Bumping this godawful thread before I go to bed. Night, /lit/

Behead All Satans, definitely.