Tell me about Socrates

>>8794379

Why does he wear the beard?

Lotta loyal students for an ugly pedophile!

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>>8794379

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

>>8794379
socrates wuz so fun like you can tell he puts on this whole polite facade just to keep people talking, but inwardly he's smirking like the smuggest pepe in the universe. he doesnt care about anything just making people get flustered when they trip over themselves and he inwardly makes the card crusher face, the card being their faulty arguments

he was the sophist god and plato didnt understand

>>8794414
on a related note if his friends REALLY wanted to save him, they should've argued that he shouldn't try to escape prison. socrates the ultimate contrarian would be unable to resist the bait and figure out some nice argument for escaping

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>>8794392

>tfw you are uglier than the man whom Greeks considered the archetype for ugliness

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>>8794379

Why does he look like a Human walrus?

>>8794445
only walruses would capitalize human like that

i'm watching you

>>8794392
This. There's a reason God wiped out the Greeks.

>>8794481
Walruses are ruining this board.

Global warming needs to speed up.

>>8794414
>>8794417
kek