It's a six word story thread.

An unnecessary second pair, bought accidentally.

>>8789359
cool idea, anon is not a

>>8789359
I just fucked a blonde woman

Pink flyod is pretty damn overrated

>>8789359
for sale
baby shoes
five dollars

One enemy remain, two if god

Lapping cum out of the dogbowl

>>8789385
For sale: baby shoes: four-fifty.

Why do some people hurt me

for sale
baby shoes
well worn

>>8789396
baby shoes:
buy one
get one

>>8789385
lel

Music dies. Tears dance to loss.

Baby shoes: blood will wash out

we need to build a wall

one enemy remained
two, counting god

>>8789382
shine on you crazy die mund

one plus one equals two enemies

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It's going to happen, no matter what.

Diagnosis: Baby Shoes lodged in colon

gas all kikes, race war now

For sale
Live baby
Never worn

>>8789385
>>8789396

see >>8789366

Came to conquer, love conquered instead.

Out of ammunition, the Soldier's epitaph.

>>8789359
I'd cream her sandwich desu desu

no dad please stop that hurts

>>8789468
see >>8789467

>>8789615
>>8789467
>>8789468

see >>8789608

>>8789420
I have the best words, folks.

>>8789637
WE have the best words, folks.

if you're gonna imitate the God Emperor, then at least do it right, you fucking faggot.

I love qt ice cream sluts

But she said she was 18!

She succ me, me(meme) dick

>>8789359
For Mexico: border wall, never built.

>>8789429
A sacred aspect extends my desire

>>8789359
I didn't start with the Greeks

The test was negative. She wept.

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>>8789468

I see what you did there!

Water broke. Not beginning, but end.

Talking shit and never getting hit.

Tell my wife I love her.

Reunion with friends: rifle, boots, helmet.

They didn't expect the seven word story.

One enemy, plus god, two enemies

>>8789359
CRASH! Mom made pancakes. New dog.

>>8789359
Holy ellipsis. I want more ellipsis.

>>8789894
>>8789874
>>8789366
Nice.

>>8789941
Holy ellipsis I want more ellipsis

They were glad to die together.

Crash! Bad news, or Golden Retriever?

My diary, to be honest, desu

>>8789359

Before the gallows, a prayer unheard

One enemy remained; two counting God.

For sale: baby, shoes not included.

CRASH! This time, mom's made pancakes.

>>8789359
When alone, your carpet becomes impregnated.

>>8790311
But I'm transformed into a golden-retriever

Only one Golden Retriever remained: Mom.

Truly, I was looking for Alaska.

>>8789698
what, he said "I have the best words" verbatim. the guy wasn't imitating, he was quoting, you pseud-in-many-respects

theres some unbearable shit going on

Dick got stuck in the exhaust.

We made it to school, fuck.

Only two pancakes remained; including God.

>>8789359
I fucked yo bitch, my nigga

>>8790363
"Sheeeeeit" Tyrone droned with increasing volume.

bay baby baby shoes shoes shoes

>>8789902
Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.

>>8789359
She struggled to eat the ice-cream.

Barefoot baby, bought by benevolent baron.

>>8789931
Nobody expects the seven word story!

Autism impedes creativity. Many such cases!

>>8789359
Pavel your kurwa was a dreamer.

>>8789359

OP's mouth opened for cock #24529

Doctor Pavel, I'm C I A

You're a big guy. For you

mother died sleeping, did not reply

"Yes I said yes I will-"

Gas the Jews! Race war, now!

>>8789391
CRASH; a good thing isn't happening.

Fuck the sun, shoot an Arab!

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>>8790545

He laughed in an empty room.

>>8790543

It is holy. I want more.

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Ovens burning. Jews screaming. World peace.

By some presentiment I fucked grandma
t. Gene Wolfe

>>8790569
I'm an ardent fascist. I really am, but this is /lit/. Keep it in /pol/

Yes, it's raining here as well.

holy... i want more.... he said

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>I'm an ardent fascist. I really am

One enemy remained. Two, counting God.

it was the worsestest of times

>>8790732
That kid looks like a geek. I'm actually a well bred college kid that dresses like JFK.

>>8790735
You forgot the semi colon, faggot

>>8789419
Baby shoes: made from genuine baby.

When he farted, it was wet.

>>8790820
that's beautiful, man. *wipes tear*

but

garage sale
baby shoes
both bloody

>>8789385
good fucking try

keep the law - waleht peek

For sale
Baby ewes
Never shorn

Neuromemory oscillations, amplitude only in prologue.

>>8789359
i hate this bitches dumb face

Unlike the Earth, dreams kept growing.

>>8790768
You mean you wear fedoras, anon?

The plastic surgery results where unsatisfying.

>>8790855
fucking pretty good

For sale
Baby moos
Texas Longhorn

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>>8790691
Headline: Heroic Officer Fixes Gas Leak!

>>8789888
The test was positive. He screamed.

no, I won't take them off

>>8789359
I want to fuck her mouth.

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yes yes yes yes yes

>tfw

>>8791029
The test was inconclusive. Uncomfortable silence.

Not a boy or a girl?

thank! I did a cum pants

come home
wifes son
ass torn

In her mind, she screamed perpetually.

To arrange an interview, email [email protected]

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>>8791156
10/10

>>8789359
That picture turns me on, damn

Vulgar thrusts of copulation echoed forever.

Lovely secluded home, then a whisper.

>>8789359
Hungry Homeless. Please Help GOD BLESS

>>8789382
Yeah but meddle is pretty good

Turn six upside down its nine

Rain dogs
Autumn falls
Liver too

>>8789948
kekd real good thank you anon

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>>8791156
Im laughing for real atm.

>>8789359
Stop posting that weirdo fucking cunt

Father's train ticket - one way ride

>>8789359
for sale, human suit, worn out.

>>8790543
lafd tbqhfamily

the answer to everything is- *dies*

Life is just an illusion, fag

>>8789359
PICTURE MAKING ME HARD, GIVE SAUCE

i only get few money

>>8791437
Or so you think... Look closer

My mother thinks im a burden.

>>8790870
I meant I dress like a brooks brothers mannequin

He fell asleep alone, this time.

>>8791623
Maybe because you weren't chosen

>>8790299
best

CRASH! A screaming across the sky

>>8789382
no

baby shoes two dollars

baby shoes for sale: only tree fiddy

hey baby shoes for sale dead fuckin' baby's shoes

>>8789385
four baby shoes, bout tree fiddy

Teleports behind you. "Nothing personnel, kid."

>>8789382
Listen to Echoes, change your mind.

my first and last love, gone.

The correspondence started to pile up.

>>8791641
Do you have a head?

Now, he had one head left.

>>8789359
smore good, almost good as cummies

>>8789397
For sale: baby shoes, tree fiddy

>>8792072
to >>8789396

>>8789397
is... fuck, man...

Dead babies: all you can eat!

My baby's dead. Snazzy shoes though.

Mother cried. At last, Mother cried.
#edgy

A baby died before wearing shoes.

You're a Big Guy

For You

baby shoes:
made from real babies

>>8792138
Good.

You don't get to bring friends.

Have we started the fire?

Yes

*plunk* Do you feel in charge?

>>8789359
My mother's Pekingese lapped my cum.

4chan is the right wing Tumblr.

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk! We bought a golden retriever!

>>8789385

For sale,
Baby shoes,
Never worn

>>8792235
Did you write this?????????? It's so good!

>>8792235
This is the worst one. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Get that trash out of here.

>>8792235
this is the best one of these so far
actually very poignant

>>8792255
Is this some 4d chess b8?

>>8792269
What bait? It truly is good.

Waited-- missed you. Be back later.

Hey son, please call back.

-Dad

>>8792250
>>8792251
>>8792255
EXCUSE ME GOOD SIRS

I AM FROM LE /r/BOOKS, A SUBREDDIT ON REDDIT AND COULD NOT HELP BUT NOTE YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISTAKEN A STORY APOCRYPHALLY ATTRIBUTED TO HEMINGWAY AS OC WHEN IT IS, IN FACT, NOT

ALWAYS GLAD TO BE OF ASSISTANCE, M' FELLOW GENTLESIRS

MMMMM YOU LIKE THAT WHITE BOI?

leftovers in the fridge, your favourite

>>8789385
for sale
a fucking dead baby

>>8792398
$5 to fuck this dead baby

>>8792403
hey guys i need $5 pronto

>>8792398
>>8789385
>>8789396
>>8789399
>>8789408
>>8789419
>>8790783
>>8789467
>>8790308
>>8792072
A stale meme is born again

>>8789359
what if
ice baby
fights back

People live their lives;frogs scream.

>>8789382
The Wall was a good movie.

>>8792416
HOW CAN YOU HAVE YOUR PUDDING...?

>>8792420
...IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT?!

Thread sucks, more news at five.

FOR SALE

ONE BABY

FRESHLY DEAD

Why are you an autistic cuck?

Buying
Baby shoes
MUST been worn

Baby for sale: whole or parts

Despierto: ella vuelve a morir.

I wish my abortion didnt fail

>>8792459
Murder is just post term abortion

>>8792542
However, the reverse is also true.

>>8792559
State-sanctioned murder is nothing new.

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I never knew bedbugs caused psychosis.

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Wish I had friends, oh well.

Booby traps trap traps with boobs

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>>8792629
No friends? A (you) may suffice.

>>8792671
Kind anon, you give us hope

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>>8792674
It's all I have to give.

My day book of personal happenings.

I shit a corn cob, damn.

Need Rapist, psychos preferred, groups OK

actually stole this from a M4M ad on c/l.

>>8790379
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me

For stale
Same shoes
Joke worn

I can't count well, happy end.

>>8789359
They met, they loved, they left.

Finally, that feel when yes gf

CRASH! Mom bought home a new

>>8793269
holy....I want more....

Mom's missing teeth, dad's drunk again.

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PAN HOT

BABY

NICE AND DEAD

As expected, /pol/ was right again.

Maybe I'll figure you out someday.

O, where are they now! i'th'gutter.

>>8789359
What is up with her eyes?

youll cowards dont even smokne crack

I've seen footage
I stay noided

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>>8792671
You dont get to bring friends

>>8793595
got the nasty in my taxi

gas the kikes, race war now

"you're a big guy"
"for you"

I put semen in her smore.

Alone before computer, writing pretentious bullshit.

>>8794673
*smores* zzzz

>>8789359
Kill the niggers, save the world

AND SHE JUST BLEACKED HER ASSHOLE

>>8794702
>Alone before computer, writing pretentious bullshit.
Right in the feels.

Baby shoes, thanks for gold reddit.

Cum drips on my nigger lips.

gender pronouns, why you ain't nice?

>>8789359
vicious circle: being here, being sad

He watched her, she did not

>>8794751
Alone before computer, but together now.

>Please by my Artificial Intelligence girlfriend.

why am I even here anymore?

>>8789359
Nine Eleven was an inside job.

We didn't kiss at our wedding.

>>8789359
Only GOD!!! remained, retriever doesn't count

"Why'd you kill her?"
"She smiled."

>>8794940
Holy....I want more

Reply to post, or mom dies.

"You'll find her one day."
"Him."

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>>8795020

>>8789385
for sale, 3 orange baby shoes

>>8795166
Is it about a transsexual?

>>8795245
Homosexual.

>>8795166
Actually half decent

YOUR MOTHER PASSED AWAY. CONCERT TOMORROW.

Climax, all sweat and hot cum

>>8795410
Thank you, I appreciate that.

>>8790406
is this line from monkey news?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>>8789359
That thot is not hot, fag.

>>8792416
I liked the big walking vagina.

FUCK, Silverstein, where are the shekels!?

>>8789359
Some fucking people deserve to suffer

>>8795826
Nigs, specifically, though spics should too

>>8795829
Racism. Two day ban is imminent.

>>8795829
Stick Men With Ray Guns reference

>>8795842
I'm transgendered, fuckhead, so I'm allowed

>>8795849
Do you still poop the same?

>>8795877
nope, it goes through muh dick

>>8795842
(Banned...two-day racism *also* immanent?)

oh god it's in my mind

>>8789382
go back to /mu/ fucking retard

>>8795849
Apologies. I am indeed a shitlord.

>>8789359
She said: I won't keep it.

>>8789359
Grandma, don't die, grandma, please, don't.

>>8789359
And then everyone died the end

>>8795972
Sonny....I sucked enough dick, blarghhhhh.....

>>8789359
cum in my pussy please master.

for foal, horseshoes, didnt fit zebra

>>8789385
Fucking kek'd

We had fathers, some came home.

Dad came hard, mom threw up

>>8789359
Behead All Satans by Master Rapeface

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He wears the mask.

But why?

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>>8796427
What if I took that off?

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>>8796439
Well, it would be extremely painful

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>>8796450
You're a big guy.

For you.

>>8789436
wow, lit has spectacular mathematical prowess

Lost in the woods, w/ joint

I beat China all the time!

Looked at phone. One missed call.

>>8789698
The imitative style must be forbidden

>>8796538
Unless imitating virtuous men like Trump

You don't get to bring friends.

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>>8789359
Gas The Kikes
Race War Now.

>>8796549
I would hardly call them friends.

>>8796567
They're more like, zombie fuck puppets

Wanna stay on the plane? Talk!

>>8796549
Joke's been done three times. Sad!

>>8796595
Imitation, not awe, is art's praise.

>>8796606
A romantic view of lazy browsers.

>>8796610
Well, I am still collectiong (You)s.

>>8796615
Me too, I wish you well.

>>8796619
Thanks. See you around, nameless pal.

He stood up without his head

>>8796624
Headless child still holding ice cream.

>>8796624
They began pissing in his neck

Thus, the trees will sprout again.

>>8796663
He didn't understand what stories are.

SERVICES: Will kill babies for shoes

Two Lonely Shoes: need dead baby.

If you let me go BEWARE.

zee gee i want to pee

Then it awaked from my flesh

Leave me enough to get home.

open your mouth,dont be shy

This thread is one of the most painful things I have ever read in my life.

Gimme that white nigger dick, mom.

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>>8797104
>16
Hmm. Lemme fix that for you.

The most painful thread in history.

There we go.

>>8789420

Bonus points for use of iambic meter.