What is the 4'33" of literature?

My diary desu

(I don't write a diary ;))

Meet Shed Simove, and lose any desire to continue your life's work.
http://observer.com/2016/04/meet-the-man-who-sold-hundreds-of-thousands-of-books-with-blank-pages-in-them/

Infinite jest desu

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

>>8780838
>unnecessarily long
>pretentious
>doesn't really say much once you get over the novelty of it
Fits

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/26/world/middleeast/holocaust-told-in-one-word-6-million-times.html?_r=0