How do I say I love you in a way that is not I love you that

>>8777555
"I'm here because I want to be."

>>8777555
the fact that you typed this out means that it's not gonna work out

>>8777558
I came to this thread to meme but this is actually pretty good

"I participate in our continually renewed unification of my own conscious egoism, my dear."

>>8777555
Only one enemy remained. Two, if you counted God

>>8777558
using this will report back

>>8777566
she's a bit of a cynic but acts like an optimist i'm an optimist but act like a cynic we already fuck and go on dates

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>>8777555
tell her that ass is pure ideology

>>8777608
>>8777555
Show her this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcHc54Z_b3w

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Took the first persons advice, melted that bitche's heart. Literature and prose was created to woo women yeaboii.

>>8777629
Hey social inept here, is this how people really talk?

>>8777629
pretty cringe desu

>>8777633
She's a pretty intelligent lady and we have a rapport but definitely if you get a smart girl. Probably not the "indeed"

>>8777629
Are you a literal retard? That woman thinks of you as a distant cousin she just had a conversation with at Thanksgiving. I'm embarrassed for you

You're like a brother to me. A brother whom I want to fuck, that is.

>>8777636
I'm not wooing you faggot I couldn't care less how you feel.
>>8777638
I fuck her she calls me daddy but GG

>>8777643
>she calls me daddy
like I said, it's not gonna work out
>GG
reddit

talk about heidegger's question concerning technology

bitches love that shit

I'm gonna send her this thread

>>8777643
>she calls me daddy
What a keeper.

>>8777643
>I fuck her

I didn't know CHAD uses this board

>>8777647
It sounds like it's working out pretty well right now. Apart from that this thread is a slippery slope into /fit/ tinder threads.

>>8777643
CHAD GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8777591
>cringee xddd
We get it, le plebbit and stuff

>>8778095
I can't cringe anymore Anon, I posted out of endearment

>cynical
>woman

Doesn't exist.

>>8777555
you never tell a woman you love her. you make her love you and tell you all the time. otherwise you are fucked.

>>8778135
How insecure are you that you need to be told all the time?

>>8777643
Brag more about it on an anime forum you insecure little bitch. Feel like a big boy now?

What is most /lit/ way to woo a woman?

>>8778281
Don't

>>8778281
you fuck twinks