Write the most memorable post that you possibly can. Who can

Me in my underpants lmao

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>>8776391
Memorable posts can't be written with the intention of leaving a mark.
Memorable posts are something that were meant to disappear, a simple thought casted into the void of imageboard but were so insightful or original someone decided to archive them.

i was something, but it wasn't enough.

>>8776391
Angry outrage is the most contagious emotion, so try something like that.

Also, memes. Forcing a meme is hard though.

>>8776414
thanks, i'll remember that

A

-->bar
A__B

-->home
AB

-->bed
A+B

---->nine months
ABa

--------->two years
AaB

------------> three years
Aa____B+E

----->one year
A // BEa

----------->ten years, skool
a___b

-->movies
a*b

-->home
a+)b

-->two weeks
ab

-->one month
a/b

-->one week
ab

-->one month
a/b

-->one week
ab

-->one month
a/b

----->college
A

-->bar
A___A

-->home
A+A

--->three months
HIVAIDS

>>8776450

haha that was alright.

>>8776450
A

-->bar
A

@home
B-->B&E

-->home
A

-->front door
Ar - - - B

-->police station
A_P

-->home
A+NRA

-->unmarked grave
B

-->TV
B_bbbbbbbbbbbbbb

>>8776414
>pic
I hope that anon realises normie life is no different unless you find God:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotation_method

Jesus left a riddle. I will solve it because I am the only one able to solve it. It is a riddle for me. It is a riddle that like the sword in the rock. Whoever pulls the sword out of the rock, everyone will
know who they are. I will pull the sword out of the rock and you will know who I am.
There will be no questions, and no arguments. There will only be awe and wonder.

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FAGGOT

Dubs lel

You will remember this post.
You will remember this post.
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i farded then poped

Hello?


I'm talking to you.


Do you know why you're reading this?


You're reading this because I have something important to tell you.


You always thought that you would change the world someday.


I'm here to tell you that you were right.


Tomorrow you will do something grand.


Never done before.


People from all over the globe will be in awe.


Get ready because tomorrow your entire life will change.


Sweet Dreams.

>>8777113
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stopped reading there

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>>8777144

The key to making a memorable post is to make the content useful enough that the reader will want to consciously put effort into remembering it. Literal shitposts won't go far.

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>>8777286
I feel like I've seen this before, but I can't recall where

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>>8776414

epic

The most memorable post you possibly can.

Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)21:20:46 No.8777144▶>>8777169

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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)21:25:58 No.8777169▶

>>8777144

The key to making a memorable post is to make the content useful enough that the reader will want to consciously put effort into remembering it. Literal shitposts won't go far.


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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)21:36:31 No.8777208▶


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You will never forget this post.


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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)21:39:40 No.8777219▶

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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)22:07:54 No.8777286▶>>8777293

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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)22:09:48 No.8777293▶

>>8777286
I feel like I've seen this before, but I can't recall where

>>8777321

>>8777305
all me btw

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>>8777219
/lit/ sure is a neat-o place

>>8777321
Nice.

>>8777305
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Anonymous 11/29/16(Tue)00:13:25 No.8777305▶
Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)21:20:46 No.8777144▶>>8777169

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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)21:25:58 No.8777169▶

>>8777144

The key to making a memorable post is to make the content useful enough that the reader will want to consciously put effort into remembering it. Literal shitposts won't go far.


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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)21:36:31 No.8777208▶


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You will never forget this post.


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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)21:39:40 No.8777219▶

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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)22:07:54 No.8777286▶>>8777293

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Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)22:09:48 No.8777293▶

>>8777286
I feel like I've seen this before, but I can't recall where

>>8777208
>>8777219

>>8776391
Yeah, I'll share a little struffle I thought up recently.
So if human bean's have the true capacity for undevoidant inter-naturalistic scholastication, then our epistombrological foundations are rooted in insalubracious justificationism for desparadate unfoundabrianists. The prescidity of our viridium enscales the fact that optimadaciousness profidulates an impredging explanarion, and in order to defoul that consolendum, we must adopt a philosophy which encourages perancillory thinking, as well as non-disassocianistic pedagogy.

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>>8777208
?!?

>>8777219
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My diary desu

>>8777665
>somebody tell me I'm deep

benis :DD

>be american
>come home from shipping missiles to isreal
>get attacked by protesters
>get shot in a mass shooting
>nurse slaps me for not using xer preffered pronouns
>can't get obamacare because i spent my data cap on asian cartoons
>lose my job because it got moved to mexico
>get arrested for collecting rainwater
>serve three life sentences for resisting arrest
>cellmate trades my asshole for toilet wine

but at least my flag is on the moon

>>8776523
Pretentious

If your name is Michael, you will remember these words for the rest of your life:

TASTE THE OCTOPUS

I will be dead in six days. My name is

>8778120

>>8778147

>>8778133

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The cord dug into my flesh, holding me fast. The translator was remarkably skillful, quick and sure. I looked at my reflection in the glass front of the bookcase. My wrists were bound behind my back. The cord crushed my breasts, but the nipples were sensitive and pink and wanting to be caressed. The cord ran down between my thighs and around my knees, spreading me wide open, and if I made any effort to close my legs, it dug deeper into the soft place between them. Light fell in this crease, this pleat of skin that had been hidden in the dark until now.

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>>8776414
He who would save his life will lose it.

One doesn't just "post" per se, thriving to achieve the "perfect post" is only a fight for vanity.
You can't "post for perfection"or "post to be remembered". You post to pose as a protest against the established, to prove unpopular opinions or to whine about something.
And anime tiddies.

>>8776547
Nuuuuuuu hu hu huuuuuu

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