Imitate the writing style of any author and others guess the

>>8767341
Anne Frank

>>8767350
>shit, I don't like this post because it messes with my liberal sensibilities, but if I attack it outright then people will know I'm a redditor...
>I got it! I'll say HE'S a redditor! man, wait till /r/4chan sees this!

>>8767368
don't act like a bitch, your joke was stupid and I'd bet the farm you never read her diary

We moderns have been amiss of one thing: we NEED convention to love. Lust, as instinct, is manifold and insatiable; commitment, as convention, relies on the expectation of metaphysical fulfillment to confine two people together. But knock down the edifice - peel away the surface of convention - and what do you have left? That is how people loved in the golden age of romance: the sentimental songs, the flowers and chocolates, were rituals that people NEEDED, they were the necessary lies that made it possible to love. All of this is behind us now - and what? Should we - lament? How now? Should we not rejoice? Is this not a triumph for - science?

>>8767378
Jokes are supposed to be stupid. when humor becomes no laughing matter, it's not funny.

>>8767389
That you would explain this shit joke that anybody who has only heard of Anne Frank would understand is hilarious. That you think I am a liberal because I thought you were an imbecile is just sad, it makes us all look bad.

>>8767389
this isn't me (>>8767346), but it's still correct.

>>8767341
Donald trump

>>8767350
There is nothing wrong with Reddit.

>>8767439
are you saying that donald trump doesn't write?

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>>8767415
In the style of John Green?

>>8767443
He said /r/books, not the whole of Reddit. Improve your reading comprehension.

>>8767491
yeah /r/TheRedPill is pretty good

>>8767432
what did he mean by this?

>>8767415
This is just not correct.

>>8767398
Milan Kundera