How to become a writer?

Write, you dumb fuck.

Write a short story
Then rewrtite again anda again and gain, each time using a different technique and words

>Write
>Read it, realize it's shit
>Repeat until satisfied.

>>8760287
What about structure, techniques?

>>8761682

Worry about that later.

If you want an exercise rewrite a short story.

the fuck kind of horrendous cover is that?

I thought the french had conservative taste in that regard.

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>>8760278
>How to become a writer?

Take a seat, sit back, and relax, friend. Here are five easy steps that will help you become a writer:

1) Drink excessively
2) Chain smoke
3) Become a NEET and leech off someone else
4) Become morose
5) Become so aggressively eccentric that you frighten other people

Enjoy your writing career, OP!

>>8760278
Write something on a page.
Congratulations, you're now a writer!

Are you asking how to become a GOOD writer? That's a much harder question.
I'd recommend writing a lot, reading a lot, and emulating the writers you like (but NEVER plagiarize), specifically prose or structure don't go copying anyone's stories or characters

>>8762202
I got 1 and 5 set

>>8762202
I like this gif

1. realize that making any art at all is narcissistic
2. have a psychiatric breakdown (preferably onset by synthetic drugs)
3. document whatever comes out of that place
4. realize that nobody cares
5. ??? die?

>>8762202
rabbits likes to eat own shit

>>8762625
>realize that making any art at all is narcissistic
exact opposite

>>8763600
explain

>>8763650
will explain later today once i get back from ice skating :-)

>>8763663
have fun kissing bois