>book has epilogue

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>book is written by Tolstoy

>chapters have names instead of numbers

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>book

>>8750813
>transgender characters aren't referred to by their correct pronouns

>>8750813
If you didnt read the epilogue of Crime and Punishment, you didn't read Crime and Punishment

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>book doesn't tell me when it's over by saying THE END

>chapters begin with bullet points of what happens in each chapter

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>book has stupidly long chapters

>>8750839
>implying I won't read it

>book has both opening and closing words praising it

>book has one or more features books often have

>book has a plastic cover

>book has a spine

>book has words

>book is a book

>book is

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>Book has words and no pictures

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>Book has sex with your wife and forces you to watch

>Book doesn't have sufficient trigger warnings

>>8750816
Kek. I've been using Schiele for reaction images for years. Glad to see other people had the same idea

>>8750823
>book has chapters

all of you fags was outdone by this man
>>8750830
and your still trying to show you're wit?
sad!

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>Note on text
>Note on this version of the text
>Note of translator on the text
>Introduction
>Prologue
COME ON

Whenever I open a book and it starts off right away I breathe a heavy sigh of relief.

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>Book has illustrations

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>the book just is

truly horrifying desu