ITT: We describe fictional characters in our best prose

>>8750573
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all,and I'm blacker than black and I'm black y'all. And I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all, and I'm blacker than black and I'm black y'all. I'm bliggity black blacker than black, black I'm blacker than black-- Yo, because I'm black and I'm back. Yo I'm black and I'm black y'all, and I'm blacker than black and I'm black ya'll. And I'm black ya'll, and I'm black y'all, and I'm blacker than black and I'm black y'all. And I'm bliggity black black black blacker to black black black black black black black black y'all. And I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all, and I'm blacker than black cause I'm black.

...Also, yams.

I didn' mean 'em no harm. I's jus' petting 'em soft fur. I swear

Is there a resource somewhere for character descriptions?

>>8750573
>Button-nosed masterrace reporting in

>>8751614
Thesaurus

>>8750573
My nose is roman. Fucking dank.

>>8750573
Where's the jew nose and why is it not included in this image?

>>8751738
See the first two: Hooked and Droopy

>>8750573
If those are all types of nose I don't have one

>>8751841
How do you smell?

>>8751841
>>8752709

I have no nose and I must smell.

>>8750573
Roman master race reporting

>>8752719
kek

>droopy nose

I'm a literal 2/10

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>>8751738