ITT: We write a novel one plot point at a time

A screeching comes across the sky.

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He doesn't care and just keeps walking

from the cement floor appears a middle-aged man with downs syndrome yelling "UUUUNNNGGG"

rhymes with bung and that's a rap folks. thanks for reading.

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He follows the man down a tunnel into a dream world that is slowly merging with the real world above ground. There are lots of cats and jazz.

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the saxophones and trumpets are playing the melody of "Jump" by Van Halen

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He's wearing an ADIDAS T-Shirt
All Day I Dream About Segregation

Little did they know they had entered... T H E D R E A M S C A P E

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Kenny G plays on his feline sax while a chorus of spinsters shriek in harmony, their voices drown out the cries of the man, not yet able to accept the looming fate of the world

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*coughs hermmmrrm The-The... T H E M E M E S C A PE

with the odds of entering this world as favorable as the conception of any human being, our protagonist is thrust into the hellscape of a deranged collective consciousness. the syncopated drums continue to boom and hiss. the cats continue to meow.

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Once inside the D R E A-, er, the T H E M E S C A P E, the man is confronted by seven deities, each the embodiment of a different aspect of human nature. They each have a quest for the man.

The first, a beautiful woman, opens its mouth to speak:

"Bababadalkharakhta..."

>>8746925
A young Klingon male thus emerges from its gaping orifice...

And out of nowhere Tails the Hedgehog showed up out of the orifice

Tails died immediately of a discernible talent deficiency.

Sonic stepped out from the shadows with his cock out

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The protagonist and the other six deities turn to stare at the first, who is now cradling and suckling the new born Klingon at her voluptuous breasts.

No one acknowledges the Sonic characters, who begin to have an orgy in the background.

Then Rasputin stepped out with his cock transfigured into the head of Czar Nicholas the Second

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The deity thus speaks: "Klingons- these creatures represent the very epitome of anger, wrath, and bloodlust. if this specimen were allowed to live, it would no doubt extinguish countless lives. So my question for you is, will you allow it?" She hands him a knife. the klingon looks at him for a moment, then returns to his meal

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Rasputin begins masturbating his groaning Czar Nicolas cock, muttering "Yeah do, yeah do it, kill the baby." under his breath all the while.

The protagonist takes the blade in his shaking hands. He is filled with filled with lust and confusion at all the sex going on around him. HE gets an awkward boner, which he tries to hide with hem of his shirt. He considers the knife.

In the background a soft "UNF, unf unf" floats through the air as Sonic desecrates Tails' still warm corpse