who was the least philosophical looking philosopher?

Zizek

also, sage

>>8745677
I still am.

>>8745677
What did he mean by this?

>>8745677

>Please take the time to read what others have written, and try to make thoughtful, well-written posts of your own.

>>8745677
Kant. He was a literal dwarf. This is why I don't read anything by Kant. Who would read something written by an angry little manlet?

>>8745677
Mr. Rodger

Better yet: who was the most handsome philosopher?

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>>8745892
Law of physiognomy is powerful...
>>8745912
Pretty much all Weimar classicists were Chads.

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>>8745912

>>8745912
You need to make it harder..
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>>8745946
That's not really handsome Tallis, that's "pretty".

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>>8745912

>>8745677
Zizek.

>>8745892
Imagine being this insecure and envious.

>>8745927
>>8745973

>Was unsterblich im Gesang soll leben
>Muss im Leben untergehn

Really wish I could speak German :_:

>>8745912
Kierke or Witty

Camus.

>>8748276
This is what I would have went with. Camus looks like a pseud, but of course his essence was co-opted. I don't understand the mentions of Zizek in the thread, he looks exactly like a philosopher

>>8748276
Lévy too

>>8747754

zizek kinda looks like a mediterranean pedophile

>>8745704
Zizek is one of the few philosophers from the last century who would blend in with ancient Greeks

>>8748276

That's because he's NOT A FUCKING PHILOSOPHER.

>>8748276
yeah i think it's either between him or any female philosopher

>>8745677
ayn rand

>>8748276
Camus is like a French Chad

>>8745912
has to be Wittgenstein

>>8749310
Saw her lick a toilet desu

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Fucking manlet

>>8745677

probably Socrates because he was blind

>>8745892
>Kant
>angry

Kant is nice tho.

>>8749340
I also think he's handsome, but people in my classes say he's weird looking

>>8749388
Kant was autistically nice in that wide eyed idealist way

>>8745677
Cleanthes. He was a boxer before he became a philosopher.

>>8748014
You could learn.

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>>8745892
Idk looks pretty philisophical to me senpai