Paradise Lost

>>8742887
is ok. Moar.

This isn't worth anything more than a cutsie thread on 4chan.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just want to make sure you know its worth.

>>8742909

Yeah... that's kinda what I was thinking. Dammit.

The man has had the same hairstyle for the past 35 years, fer chrissake!

>>8742914
don't listen to him. Keep going

>>8742914
as much as i appreciate the effort, it wont work and heres why. you know how people here have a hard time deciphering art from memes? well trump is literally the biggest meme of our era. Any attempts to make art around it will be sucked into the meme black hole. You could probably make some sort of non fiction hero worship thing and put it on amazon self publish and sell it to trumpers though...

Why the apostrophe in »champ'ion«? (sry, non-native here)

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>>8742945
>tfw wanted to make an avant garde post punk album decrying nuclear war when Hillary got elected in the vein of This Heat
>can't now because the world has been saved
Melancholy feels

>>8742951

I was trying to make it 2 syllables. The apostrophe does seem a bit unnecessary, though

>>8742952
now itl be even more avant garde because it didnt actually happen

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>>8742938

thanks, working on it now

>>8742887
Nice, keep it up, this will be taught in the history classes of the future, be inspired mate

>>8742887
>vic'try
>Heav'nly
>in 2016

ok another verse

Of voter's disobedience and the fall
Of royal blood whose vict'ry was assured
From Wall Street down to Pennsylvania Ave
Her crown confirmed, till one man tall and thick
Stepped from his lonely castle, and emerged
The champion of the long election year
Which rippled chaos out to distant shores
Sing Heav'nly Muse, the tale of Underdog
Of memes reverberating through our souls
Of prideful television host transformed
Into our nation's host. What drove these two
To fight with such a fury? It was us,
T'was me and you, our feast upon the news,
Our overdose - Amer'can's love a show.

Sing muse, of Neil Young's timeless voice that day
That he descended cooly from upstairs
With stunning slavish wife at his right side
And both thumbs pointing up towards the stars.
A salmon tangerine exterior
With monstrous build and bright blue eyes to boot,
He said we need to make Amer'ca great
And great again it would become in time.
The Mexicans, he said, are criminals,
They're rapists, murderers, and job takers,
The Chinese leaders are quite smart, he said,
Quick on their feet with trade deals, debt, and war.
Our politicians are invertebrates
Compared to canny leaders from afar,
They send their worst into our humble towns
And we just take them all without regard
For common folk and real Americans
Upon whose backs the work of men is done.
They send the lowest of their hooligans
To rabble rouse our righteous souls anew
And take our jobs, our women and, our rights,
Our sacred rights which, passed from our fathers,
incur offenses daily from without.

>>8742887
>of of of of
stop

>>8742932
>>8742887
trump was never anything more than a mouth breather from some shit hole. how intelligent do his eyes look to you, how wise

>>8742945
The next great work of literature will blend meme and art

>>8743074
There's literally nothing wrong with this, it's a common poetic figure

>>8742887

>poem about politics

You understand nothing and never will. Go away.

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>>8742887
>Of memes reverberating through our souls

>>8743068
epicc how is it gonna end?

I thought this was gonna be stupid, but it's actually really clever. If you actually go through with this, I swear I'll buy it

"King Trump (Or the Tragedye of H)" just opened to a packed Globe Theatre on another thread.

>>8744202

>>8743260
not when overused you dunce

GJ OP
I wouldn't buy it, but I think a few people might buy a pamphlet version as a joke gift

>>8743165
He's constantly in the public eye. You don't have the eyes of some tubercular poet when you need to deal with people every minute of every day.

>>8743074
Mate, have you ever heard of Paradise Lost?

>>8742887
You are wasting your time.
Also:
>champ'ion
>'
Fuck off.

>>8742957
It's already two syllables, dweeb. Way to go, champ.

>>8742909
Right now it isn't but if he showed the dedication to such an unpromising idea to go for 12 books it would elevate it.

>>8743068
It's funny you mention debt in there, because we are about to gain a metric shit ton of it.

Trump fiction? I did some of that this morning, based on a dream. Based on:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/03/us/politics/donald-trump-letters.html?_r=0

The title was going to be:
"Re: Trump, Memoirs from Travels to Other Worlds, And Back Again, Through Time and Space"

http://bigstory.ap.org/67157defd7a64dda8b944efd57247109


Re: Are you okay? I heard about the trouble with your team...


Dear Hillary,


Presidency preparation fantastic, cutting the wheat from chaff you know how it gets. Finally finished that legal kerfuffle. They had a point. If I was going to free Rygel, I had to do something amazing.
I know you’re extremely worried. I’ve got Reptoids to fry. Don’t worry, I remember our time together on Zylax with Gadhafi. It’s never easy, running a business, defeating parasitic mind worms, traveling through space and time to recover lost artifacts, repelling the Reptoid menace wherever I find them, spending time with the family, and selecting the right team for presidency.
Sorry again, Hillary. I know what you said, that politics is never my thing, wrong!
That this wasn’t for me, wrong! You were tired, so tired. I saved you like I saved all the rest. I’m no great american hero, just a wonderful man. I just couldn’t leave you or America to suffer alone. We have our disagreements, I know that, but take care of yourself.


Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump


P.S - The cookies or for Bill, I know he loves those!

I did one more with Gadhafi but I got tired of writing them.

>>8743060
t. Pleb who is afraid of being labeled a tryhard and thinks it's a bad thing, because he knows he would fail at anything he seriously attempted because he's a pseud.
Btw I have mild autism

>>8747520
its more than mild buddy

>>8747520
>mild

That's putting it mildly.

>>8744753
well i mean you're right he looks like some kind of janky car salesman